tvashtarkatena

This thread is why I hate all of humanity. That includes myself for posting on it one more time.

I stated that I hate people in general. You are not in that category. I also hate sink drain slime, athlete's foot fungus, and fecal bacteria. Those, at least, are a little closer to the mark as far as you're concerned. This reminds me a little bit of the movie Amelie. Funny stuff. Haven't seen it. Comes recommended though. Just saw Reno 911 Miami. I know, I know, I thought it was going to be really, really stupid, but we had free passes. I almost dropped a kidney laughing. Hey, is there something else buzzing around in here? Hand me that swatter, will ya?

Hopefully, you'll havew a whole lot more to feel guilty about next week. Bou bou-bou deedleedeet! (that's my funk guitar)

I've heard the poverty rate in Canmore is bad. I'm going there to see it first hand in a week or so.

Maybe his talk about slime, fungus, and bacteria just got you feeling randy. Hey don't talk about each other or the mods will disipline us. In your case, we can only hope. If there is a new anti-stupidity policy in affect, I'm all for it.

I stated that I hate people in general. You are not in that category. I also hate sink drain slime, athlete's foot fungus, and fecal bacteria. Those, at least, are a little closer to the mark as far as you're concerned.

I get to chain my wife to a radiator tonight. It hurts so good.

All that for a guy? Hell, there's 3 billion more where that came from.

...and date. T minus 2 days, no?

All I know is that I love our moderators more with each passing day.

That's the most depressing thing I've heard all week.

He's a lady?

...and hoodies.

My theory is this (sorry, I have no substantiating linkys to pick apart like cracker crumbs): Individuals that engage in denial in the face of overwhelming evidence and even what their five senses tell them do so because of some deep, underlying emotional needs. It could be mistrust; perhaps a trusted parent turned out to be full of shit. It could be the need to shore up a sense of inadequacy (I need to feel like the smartest kid in the room because I was picked on in school), or the need for uniqueness (I'm one of the few 'in the know'). Regardless of the deepseated emotional needs being pursued, the outward behavior of these folks exhibit many similarities. They usually try to prove others wrong, rather than making any cogent point of their own. If they do have a point to make, it is usually general in nature, such as 'liberals are stupid'. They rarely offer solutions to problems, and, if they do, they are usually oversimplified 'silver bullet' (flat tax!) solutions. They never cite reputable media, which they believe has an extreme liberal bias and agenda. Despite this distrust, they have a complete trust in far less reputable media outlets that support their points of view. They cannot differentiate between tabloid anamolies (the Lego incident!) verses real newsworthy events that represent much broader trends. They always look to the past, never to the future. They share a universal inability to imagine a world that has never existed before. Everything must have an analogy in the past. They are generally pessimistic. You will never see them bring up a topic that is wholly positive in nature. Their need to feel like thought leaders in a historical battle between good and evil seems to override such frivolity. They tend to get lost in minutia, and fail to step back and see the bigger picture. They seem to lack the ability to sum up their thesis in a single sentence, unless it's something like "liberals suck". They will never, ever admit they're wrong. And finally, they enjoy ramming live bush babies up their asses in the hopes that a troupe of chimpanzees armed with sharp sticks will come along.

I'm an excellent debatist.

You'd better make sure it's modeled after a male before you buy.

Don't ever do that again, you idiot. And stop the personal attacks, will ya?

Don't edit it, just answer my questions. We can argue this and that about poverty statistics, but frankly, it's pointless. It's pretty damn easy for anyone who's not in a coma to see for themselves that there are a shitload of homeless people everywhere, and that the numbers are growing. This is a huge problem, and anyone trying to deny it by arguing about the undotted i's in somebody's report might as well throw in some Global Warming, Moon Landing and Holocaust denials, too. If you don't give a shit about the problem, at least have the balls to come right out and say so, rather than trying to deny that it exists.

You don't do what where panties what?

OMG my wife just got two advanced screening tickets to Black Snake Moan or whatever it's called. She's the bestest buddy I ever had. Anyone know where I can snag a used radiator cheap?

Not to change the subject, but it is true that you can objectify a pair of panties, but not without subjecting yourself to possible objection.

How legotistical.

Just lego of it, will ya?

Ah wood'n know nothin' 'bout dat.

I'm an excellent debatist.