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I would also imagine that the women of Ireland, after comparing the 6 ft plus vikings with their 5 foot drunken husbands laying in a ditch someplace, had to be beaten off of the long boats with oars.

And yet, evolutionarily, better to breed with someone from far away to give your offspring a larger gene pool. yes - the viking model - sail across sea, sail up river, kill strange men, take strange women back home Actually, during the first century of viking raids on Ireland, the Norse mostly raided abbeys. Perhaps they didn't just kill the strange men.

I'll admit it. I hate black people. And white people. And Laotians. Cuz I just hate people.

It's small when viewed from above. 45 minutes of sweaty forehead. So hot.

"Iron Maidens"

"Experience Weightlessness" I'm bringing Hot Links to Sausagefest.

Dusty Rose does not go with Avocado White pants don't go with anything.

I am SOOOO famous. And I'm an excellent debatist, too. The cool thing about those sulphur dioxide plumes is that they glow an electric blue from being ionized by Jupiter's Van Allen radiation belts. Woah, man. I can't believe that spacecraft got to Jupiter so fast. They just launched the damn thing a few months ago. That little fattie Christina Ricci looks like she could use another chaining session.

"Bones of Steel"

"Chain She Action", "Bottoms of the Food Chain", "Dicked Chainies"

"Chain She Action", "Bottoms of the Food Chain"

The nice thing about chains is that they are a) inexpensive, and b) conductive. This brings a whole new excitement to the art of training these fatties to stop stuffing their pie holes.

Not if you help me find some size -4 panties for my Supermodels.

You'll make a LOT more money with a DVD format. Some title ideas: "Chain Smoking Hot", "Playdiator", "Hot Links" Think about it. I'm in for 40%.

Take a number. Arch and I are discussing Legos over here.

Uhmmm...I was pre-funny Lego people. They'd just invented the little round pieces when I came on the scene. Prior to that, I used to have to build square rockets.

I used to love building things with Legos with my younger brother. If I needed a piece I didn't have, I'd just snap it off of what he was building and watch him cry.

This reminds me of that story I heard one time about the guy who, after being diagnosed with incurable liver cancer, decided to go to the South Pacific, so he chained himself to a 747's landing gear and, you know? He wound up not dying from cancer after all.

Will this make them writhe? I want them to writhe.

Given that enchainments are all the rage these days, I put out a personal ad on the web, paid my $45, and now I've got three anorexic Spanish Supermodels chained to my basement radiator. The question is, what do I feed them? Thanks in advance.

PP, if you so ant-eye con-fom'ty, how cum you so straight?

A secret sisterhood of Spanish Supermodels.

Wuz da teachuh chain'd to de radiatuh in nothin' butt huh pannies? Cuz if she ain', Ah got no int'res in dis one.

Cuz if Ah'm gonna BE imPOtent, Ah'm gonna LOOK imPOtent. Wait, das 'nothuh joke. Sheeit. Allz Ah know is eeif sum skinny, panty-ass't white chick wanna chain hersel' up to sumphin', Ah got plenny 'a radiatuh pahkin' space at mah crib.

Finally, a PP post we can care about. So hot. I'm buying my wife a chain and a radiator today.