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tvashtarkatena

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  1. These folks are in a war zone. I don't think cc.com threads are the first thing they think about when they get up in the morning.
  2. I love America. Bread's OK, too.
  3. That's 'tard', you retard. I was good at swooning, too, but then the Holy Spirit would always light my tongue on fire. Prick.
  4. Yes, but you'll need a really long beer glass.
  5. Oh god, not this again. Can't we go back to talking about man on dead-pig-on- the-side-of-the-road sex?
  6. No, I want them to legalize dog on Rick Santorum sex.
  7. Marriage should be between one man and one dead pig on the side... Ah, fuck it. Let the goddamn gays marry.
  8. Perhaps he was just testing the Volvo's superior safety features.
  9. Marriage should be between one man and one dead puppy's turd.
  10. I must take this from an empty headed animal food trough wiper? You may keep the puppy.
  11. Wouldn't surgeons first have to remove his Cheney?
  12. No, that's ole anglsh "Nauh, idnit funny..."
  13. Aw, are we embarrassed and hurt because the other kids don't want to play with us? Here you go:
  14. Anybody can give a blowjob while drunk. Mind you it wasn't the best blowjob I've ever had... I've always wanted to drive a testosterossa.
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