tvashtarkatena

I'd provide the feeble Y hate chromosome, but I've got to go slowly and lovingly rub an oily herbal paste into a long, thick pork loin. Bi.

No mountains, nice beaches, lousy beer, great reptiles.

There is no question, however, whether or not a dog should leave a kevbone on Hood.

...or a kevbone.

I saw a coyote run up a 50 degree frozen neve slope once. The question is not whether humans should take dogs on Hood, but rather should dogs take humans.

I sense the two of them have done this before....

Ah'm drunk, dis tahm ian Cai-ro n' Ah gots bluhd own mah hain' da krill iz gone fo me, babeh Ain' got no tauntaun for a frien' no Ah ain' goin' no wheyah 'cept to da Debil, ian de en'

We've got a pud on our hands.

I'm anti gonizing and pro mature ejaculation.

If your just sticking a sign in the ground, you can dump the quickcrete (quickset only) in first, water later, and mix with a shovel. No wheelbarrow required. I might be able to make the weekend of the 4th.

I've got two hands on my blood sausage.

I'm anti global warming, pro evolution, anti fluoridation, pro vaccination, anti oxidation, and pro crastination.

My retirement plan will be a serious heroin habit, 40/200 vision, and a Katama 1100 with too little air in the tires.

I'm going to Prost for a pilsner.

The water's hardly any warmer in summer. They draw it from the bottom of Lake Powell.

Off to Granntanamo Bay with them.

Seanumclaw

Such a nationwide retirement benefits plan need not be taxpayer funded (except for the increasingly inexpensive information systems required to administer it). It could still be funded by businesses in a manner that levels pay in/pay out ratios across the board. In it's simplest form, businesses might pay into the system based on their active number of employees multiplied by the ratio of all active employees verses all retirees nationwide. Everyone uses the same ratio. As the ratio changes, everyone's payments change accordingly. Payments from rapidly growing companies would increase proportionate to their workforce, payments from stable (but still successful) companies would not.

Whale oil be sounding off. S'pout time.

That's pretty low, but it definitely needs krilling

If he offers to send you a scanned picture of his dick, but then claims he can't because his scanner doesn't do 11 x 17, you're probably good to go.

War on Ambergris

What do I look like, the Brookings Institute? Cut me a 10 million dollar check and I'll see what I can do.

and don't forget to ask him if he's sporting any penis hardware (Prince Alberts, etc.) Online dating standard procedure these days.

Send him a picture of a giant squid, then ask "Does this make you feel intimidated or better about yourself?"