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I'm dining on home-made pasta in arrabiata sauced, mopped up with home-made french bread. From dusting fat chicks to brownie baking, flour is one amazing substance. Does anyone know what it's made of?

I first produced me 9 mil, and then produced me taser, and said "Stand and deliver or this cracker, he may take ya"....

Things not to try:

Good point. I guess I was thinking only of higher-order mammals. The power of distributed, parallel processing.

Try hitting a hornets nest with a stick sometime....

Fucking donkeys. You can't get within 50 feet of a Canadian sheep these days, which sucks, because Montana sheep are too skiddish to get within a mile of.

Pretty easy: Mix 1/3 teaspoon dry active yeast in 1 1/2 cups warm (110-115) water Add water+yeast to: 3 cups King Arthur Bread Flour 1/3 teaspoon salt mix with a wooden spoon until too thick use spoon anymore Mix with hands for 3 to 5 minutes. Dough will still be wet and sticky when you're done put dough in lightly greased cast iron dutch oven or other cast iron lidded pot Set in warm place covered for 8 to 12 hours Heat oven to 450F Bake in dutch oven for 15 minutes with lid on Add 1/4 cup warm water to pot, bake for another 15 minutes with lid on Bake for 15 minutes with lid off Let bread cool for 15 minutes Fucking de-lish. 50-75 cents a loaf (if you buy your flour in bulk). Actual work time is less than 10 minutes.

While you're all in here spraying, its still out there, getting stronger.

That's one pissed off piece of Siberian Kale.

All I ever expected from the Obama Administration was that the Bush Administration would stop. It did.

One time I woke up with my canines sunk deep into the flayed neck of a heaving virgin. Weird.

Baking French bread and whole wheat bread pudding while leafing through the Moosewood and listening to Lillithe Faire. Hoping for wholesome stool later.

and you have til December 23, 2012 to enjoy it.

The Mayans predicted within 3 flushes that toilets will begin to swirl clockwise on December 23, 2012. This reverse polarity swirl is the final cosmological sign that a millenium of dark, hard stool is upon us.

Guess I won't bother Christmas shopping that year

Welding goggles are recommended.

The Mexican outbreak was clearly caused by a more vigorous vaccination program and the gun control laws of 1968 in that country.

Hey...myan...that's just, like, your opinion.

I'm all better from a record breaking string of maladies, BTW. The Andromeda Strain of colds, neck spasm from Hell...all cured. Except for that tick head embedded in my abdomen, but hey, it's always something. Hello Lyme disease!

...kind of like the 'gun control caused Stalin's Reign of Terror and the Pol Pot genocide' thread.

No War, No Freedom. Or something like that. It never seems to be fleshed out any further than that....

That's 'you' as in 'ya'll', as in 'Wee the Peephole', as in 'These United Colors of Benetton Don't Run'. 'We' stopped paying the price the day the draft ended. After that, war became just another cable channel, the bill for which just gets added to a credit card balance we'll never have to pay...which might help explain why we've started so many since Vietnam. Ah, Vietnam. Cases of Product 19 cereal from the commissary, sunburned afternoons at the Skagg's Island base pool, garbage cans full of ice and Shasta Cola at base picnics, Allison Brewer sobbing at her brother's funeral in 2nd grade. Those were the days.

Freedom isn't free, There's a hefty fuhkin' fee, 'xcept you're not the one paying it.

'n Ahm proud t' B 'n 'meri-CAN, whar et least Ah know Ahm free... ...to stick some poor raghead with not a shred of evidence against him in an upright coffin with the cracks stuffed with towels to simulate suffocation for 24 hours... ...over and over... ...for 7 years... ...until Ah hafta stop cuz he's gone all fuck'n bonkers...