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While you're all in here spraying, its still out there, getting stronger.

That's one pissed off piece of Siberian Kale.

All I ever expected from the Obama Administration was that the Bush Administration would stop. It did.

One time I woke up with my canines sunk deep into the flayed neck of a heaving virgin. Weird.

Baking French bread and whole wheat bread pudding while leafing through the Moosewood and listening to Lillithe Faire. Hoping for wholesome stool later.

and you have til December 23, 2012 to enjoy it.

The Mayans predicted within 3 flushes that toilets will begin to swirl clockwise on December 23, 2012. This reverse polarity swirl is the final cosmological sign that a millenium of dark, hard stool is upon us.

Guess I won't bother Christmas shopping that year

Welding goggles are recommended.

The Mexican outbreak was clearly caused by a more vigorous vaccination program and the gun control laws of 1968 in that country.

Hey...myan...that's just, like, your opinion.

I'm all better from a record breaking string of maladies, BTW. The Andromeda Strain of colds, neck spasm from Hell...all cured. Except for that tick head embedded in my abdomen, but hey, it's always something. Hello Lyme disease!

...kind of like the 'gun control caused Stalin's Reign of Terror and the Pol Pot genocide' thread.

No War, No Freedom. Or something like that. It never seems to be fleshed out any further than that....

That's 'you' as in 'ya'll', as in 'Wee the Peephole', as in 'These United Colors of Benetton Don't Run'. 'We' stopped paying the price the day the draft ended. After that, war became just another cable channel, the bill for which just gets added to a credit card balance we'll never have to pay...which might help explain why we've started so many since Vietnam. Ah, Vietnam. Cases of Product 19 cereal from the commissary, sunburned afternoons at the Skagg's Island base pool, garbage cans full of ice and Shasta Cola at base picnics, Allison Brewer sobbing at her brother's funeral in 2nd grade. Those were the days.

Freedom isn't free, There's a hefty fuhkin' fee, 'xcept you're not the one paying it.

'n Ahm proud t' B 'n 'meri-CAN, whar et least Ah know Ahm free... ...to stick some poor raghead with not a shred of evidence against him in an upright coffin with the cracks stuffed with towels to simulate suffocation for 24 hours... ...over and over... ...for 7 years... ...until Ah hafta stop cuz he's gone all fuck'n bonkers...

Fuck Yeah!

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HI EBBODY! JUST HEARD ABOUT THIS GREAT THREAD AND THOUGHT I'D STOP BY TO APPRECIATE, CELEBRTE, AND TREASURE IT! ANOTHER WINNER BY ONE OF OUR VERY OWN VALUABLE CONTENT MONKEYS, FO SHO!

Ransom nets 10 times the reward, and guarantees some measure of safety from attack.

Furthermore, you will not find my pooing on the posts of Rob, because he is the Sex Jesus. Nor Choada, due to his extreme Choada-ness. OK, maybe I indulge a little on the Cho. Nor Porter, because his massive retaliation is swift and sure. Not to mention his secret projects. No, my primary targets are obvious ones. The standards. I'll catpaw others but save the juicy ones for a select few of the priveledged. You are not in that category. You are a peripheral, semi-cordial relationship. The posts which require the most effort are responses to my own. The reciprocal nature of that relationship can become confusing.

Because Ivan is a demigod, who soars far, far above the bowed, primarily empty heads of the Bugs and Billcoes of the world. Your kind barely qualify as primates.

You're kind of dumb.