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tvashtarkatena

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  1. True dat. Zombiism hits hard.
  2. cruoozin
  3. Uh huh
  4. Oh yeah
  5. ...or I'll sick this zombie after you.
  6. Lighten up. It's summer.
  7. She didn't seem that dumb when I dated her....
  8. Along with the irrelevant context, Choada's demonstrably limited vocabulary make your theory an unlikely one. Choada remains an overweight tool and a dumbass. Busted and not at all gracious about it. Hey, at least you learned a new word.
  9. Lots of oil, hold the vinegar.
  10. I can photoshop that shit blindfolded.
  11. My condolences after such a long and difficult trial, Brian.
  12. tvashtarkatena

    Goodbye

    Proof positive that rudy's dial does, in fact, go to 11.
  13. It just makes you want to bat it around a bit.
  14. I think its predatory instinct.
  15. There's something about a true sycophant that makes my skin crawl.
  16. Why not? Plenny a room. The faded blue Impala alone'll house 3 kids, at least, but he'll hafta get it off the jack, first.
  17. The only thing missing from that tank photo is Billcoe suckling the end of the barrel.
  18. Yeah, n' when yer truck stops runnin', no big: just chain yer dogs to it...ta keep 'em from shittin in yer parts vehicles. BTW, the bullshit hummer verses prius article with the 3 to 1 handicap has been posted here about 100 times now.
  19. And I wouldn't call Dwayner a one note song, cuz, like, he's posted the 'Brass Balls Event' about 400 times now.
  20. I shit five hard for breakfast.
  21. BTW, I fuckin soloed Sitting Bull, and not in the '80s either. In the double zeros, or whatever the fuck they're called. Don't know where that is? Yeah, you wouldn't.
  22. Brass Balls must be located in Australia.
  23. DUDE! IS THAT FOR REAL????? SOMEONE ACTUALLY SOLOED A 5.10???? IS THAT HUMANLY POSSIBLE??? HOW COME WE HAVEN'T READ ABOUT THIS IN THE NEWS????? And what will Chris, Tommy, Beth and all of the other BIG ROCK STARS think when they hear of this breakthrough? (My prediction: watch the competitiveness come out!!) P.S., Big-Talkin' Small Fry: Here's a picture of pope soling a little thing we like to call "Brass Balls" on Castle Rock, Leavenworth. No mattress....it was being "borrowed". Ah, the '80s. The hair, the chicks, the shirtlessness, the pina coladas.
  24. Drought, dude. That means dry, whatever the air temperature.
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