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"The timing is horrible" is the tired excuse that got the auto companies into the mess they're in. #1 cause of their current financial woes? No one wants to buy their prehistoric crap anymore, and, magically, other car companies have more than enough modern offerings to fill the need. Besides, the health of the planet's just a weency bit more important than GM's bottom line...or survival for that matter. Frankly, if I never see another GM POS on the road that would be just fine. They suck. It's not just about time, it's too late, but better late than never.

Scoured SkyMall and couldn't find one a these. Fuckers.

2001 - 9/24/06: There is only the void. 9/25/06 - present: I still haven't voided with quite the same magnitude as the tragic sign in event the gave birth to all of you.

those mfkrs leave a rockin groom

'xcept when they're breaking trail

Snowmobilers and piano wire. Awesome.

Everything you repost is now twice as funny, thanks to Frank.

so what kind of snowmobile do u have? LOLZROFLERZ! Zappa Zappa Zappa

I guess they have collagen and silicone on Vulcan, too.

His betrothed was hot, but she blew him off for Ston.

Nurse fucking Chapel. That's what Spock's into.

That pole dancing shit hurts

Every one of the Star Trek movies blew planet-killer sized chunks right at the camera. They were entertaining only for their amazing stupidity.

Captain Kirk proved episode after episode that there is no problem that cannot be solved by fucking an alien.

Hot or alien? Discuss.

this thread gently flicks its tongue against the underside of a blotchy horse cock while gently caressing its balls with the tips of its fingers.

Basically, you people need to shut the fuck up about our fucking unwashed ass weather. Fucking Going Crazy

That little fucker would look a lot better after 45 at 450 and an arm or two missing.

I'm dining on home-made pasta in arrabiata sauced, mopped up with home-made french bread. From dusting fat chicks to brownie baking, flour is one amazing substance. Does anyone know what it's made of?

I first produced me 9 mil, and then produced me taser, and said "Stand and deliver or this cracker, he may take ya"....

Things not to try:

Good point. I guess I was thinking only of higher-order mammals. The power of distributed, parallel processing.

Try hitting a hornets nest with a stick sometime....

Fucking donkeys. You can't get within 50 feet of a Canadian sheep these days, which sucks, because Montana sheep are too skiddish to get within a mile of.

Pretty easy: Mix 1/3 teaspoon dry active yeast in 1 1/2 cups warm (110-115) water Add water+yeast to: 3 cups King Arthur Bread Flour 1/3 teaspoon salt mix with a wooden spoon until too thick use spoon anymore Mix with hands for 3 to 5 minutes. Dough will still be wet and sticky when you're done put dough in lightly greased cast iron dutch oven or other cast iron lidded pot Set in warm place covered for 8 to 12 hours Heat oven to 450F Bake in dutch oven for 15 minutes with lid on Add 1/4 cup warm water to pot, bake for another 15 minutes with lid on Bake for 15 minutes with lid off Let bread cool for 15 minutes Fucking de-lish. 50-75 cents a loaf (if you buy your flour in bulk). Actual work time is less than 10 minutes.