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"Ce n'est pas une paire de Vitesse Racer yeux"

But I finally did figure out what would uniquely say the most about me in a permanent skin graphic. You'd be surprised how many chicks do not appreciate a pair of pleading, anime style eyes meeting theirs once they've removed your undies for the first time.

I was going to tattoo "Ce n'est pas un tatouage" on my shoulder, until I stumbled upon "CeN'estPasUnTatouage.com", a community of like minded contrarians.

I tattooed an iPhone to the palm of my hand because I can't afford one yet.

I have a tattoo of a face on the top of my foot and another face on the bottom of my chin. They stare at each other.

Of course, by the time you see the Smiley Face, it's too late. You're going to have to sleep with the Walmart Billboard whether you like it or not.

I strive to advertise my uniqueness through my tattoos in an open, uninhibited, damn-the-rulebook kind of way. I ink like I live.

Even Berkinstocks aren't as effective as a means of birth control.

I dated another chick with a "Smiley Face" tattooed on her ass.

I dated a chick with an Chinese symbol (gotta love those on White Folk) that she said meant "Chaos". I looked it up and it actually meant "Rhino". That left me with a moral quandary.

It's in 3D.

I've got a tattoo of back hair on my back.

Recursively embedded hipsters and their kin

It's an rendering of John Frieh with a tribal stamp of John Frieh with a tribal stamp of John Frieh....

I'm turning the other cheek so you can see my new tribal stamp

I took a dump of choice this morning to avoid a dump of necessity later on. Gotta love the media buzz phrase of the week.

I probably invoke the name of "Jesus" and "God" more during an average day than all 44 presidents combined did during their entire political careers.

My sister leaned against an electric heater and got a tattoo for free. Tattoos are for hipsters. Real men get branded.

I have a tattoo of a tattooed lady with a tattoo of a tattooed lady with a tattoo of a tattooed lady.... none of them are named Lydia, though.

Thought that might get a better response.

I'm going to kick all of your cracker asses now

Speaking of forty'ish and feelin sporty-ish, I just spotted PAX sexin it up with his shirt off in Whitelaw's latest book this weekend.

Cultural note from my Japanese in laws: Nishiki is practically the Barbra Streisand of Japan as far as gay icons are concerned... ...NTTAWWT... ...nor should that be a surprise to anyone in the body building world. The gay warrior thing is a hallowed tradition dating from Alexander the Great, who often bathed with his bevvy of pre-teen aged "Little Minnows". Too funny.

A timely recommendation, as I'm just putting the final touches on a nearly completed Zen garden.

Hate is an emotion you humans spent far too much energy on.