The redhead on the right looks like an anorexic compared to her fatty friends. Good strategy: make sure your friends are fatter and uglier than you are.
or, more in line with this thread:
The Imam Was RIGHT!!!
That's funny, OW, I'd always visualized him as being either eaten alive by a swarm of marching army ants or unsuccessfully suffering through the Satere-Mawe Bullet Ant Glove rite of passage.
As in the weather looks like a trip up there this weekend could lead to your untimely demise. The hills will be getting hammered for a couple days, it seems.
Me too! But thankfully I have received a court injunction requiring me to wear a t-shirt in public at all time due to the fact that I do not possess a concealed weapons permit.