Choada_Boy

forgot: 15) Criticize/defend any media/law enforcement/rangers/coffee truck driver/etc involved in the incident

Please use the following format if you choose to respond to any future "Climbing Tragedies": 1) Express condolences to friends and family. Optional: 2) Remind readers of the risks inherent to climbing. 3) Offer personal anecdotes related to the incident. 4) Offer personal anecdotes unrelated to the incident. 5) Speculate rampantly based on the minimum amount of information available. 6) Criticize the deceased and their partner(s) for the bad decisions they must have made. 7) Criticize the deceased and their partner(s) for the actions they did/did not take. 8) Re-emphasize the need for mandatory MLU and PLB usage. 9) De-emphasize the need for mandatory MLU and PLB usage. 10) List all the gear that the recently deceased and their partner(s) should have had with them. 11) Second guess the actions of any rescuers involved. 12) Describe what you would have done in the same situation that would have led to you surviving. 13) Reveal yourself as the immense dick that you are. 14) Post a picture of Han Solo riding a Taun Taun. Please augment this list as necessary...

Mmmm... I could watch that all day.

"The 12 inch pizza pie is densely packed with an assortment of some of the world’s most expensive food ingredients, such as lobster marinated in cognac, caviar soaked in champagne, sunblush tomato sauce, Scottish smoked salmon, venison medallions, prosciutto, and vintage balsamic vinegar. In addition to all these fine ingredients, it’s topped with a significant amount of edible 24-carat gold flakes."

"I don't want to pay taxes but I expect my roads to be well maintained." or "I don't want to pay taxes. Why do our schools suck?"

"No signs of foul play" except for the three empty Listerine bottles.

Brown-Eye Rodeo Addiction

Yes. I actually went to Massachusetts and married my avatar. We are the first man/avatar couple in the US and as a private couple, we'd like to not be bombarded with requests for interviews from the media. Please respect our wishes in this.

My name is Lance Groinhammer.

Jesus: "Peter! Peter!" Peter: "Yes, my Lord! I'm here!" Jesus: "Peter! I have to tell you something!" Peter" "Yes, my Lord! I'm here! What is it? Jesus: "Peter! I can see your house from up here!"

First of all, it's "Choada Boy". With two "a"s. And secondly, to refer to yourself and Brainfog's ethical ranting and self-aggrandizing anti-technology spew as "high-brow discourse" is laughable at best, and the product of a mentally defective mind at worst. Just sayin'.

Correlation is not causation. He could have died from eating crab.

If people had a constitutional right to health, they wouldn't be morbidly obese. They'd have this person in their life, all there life, called a "doctor". This country's going down the toilet anyways, so why argue about this bullshit? Even Obama's starting to realize that the Republicunts are so far gone we need a dictator to set things right. He's shitting his pants that Palin might beat him to it. Democracy works fine when not everyone gets there say or has their voice heard. Now its a total clusterfuck.

That's Pogo the Clown a.k.a. John Wayne Gacy. He was a hit at birthday parties. Once they caught up to him he had 26 young men and boys in his crawlspace and had left at least 7 more in the river. His basement cache left undiscovered would have made an excellent tomb for some future archeologist.

Yes. The elderly should eat progressively cheaper dog food (or cat food, in the case of Grandma), as they spend the remainder of their "wealth" paying for what should be a constitutional right: health

Yes, but this clown was preserving finite resources for future generations. Raindawg should approve of that.

It's clear that "Unfortunate Tattoos" is still in business.

Yeah. Today's "climbers" actually "climb" while yesterday's "climbers" "don't". They sit and chew on their own anti-bolting cud and occasionally gack out yet another vomitous wad of overly masticated ethical spew.

If you'd like to learn more about product recalls, watch Fight Club.

The Mountains of Madness range has some cool climbs, but it's pretty hard to get to, even for the region. PM me for more information, I'm not willing to post more here, now, the implications of the effect of unleashing even partial knowledge of this sprawling void of cosmic climbing horror upon the consciousness of the human race is almost too much for my still fragile psyche to bear.

HIII YAAAAAH!!!!!!

My name is Craven Moorehead.

I'll say anything to anyone at any time. That includes you too, Pope Benedict XVI, aka Sexual Chocolate.

My name is Dr. Ryan.

I raise wolves.