Cobra_Commander

Apparently your sister resides at a hospital full of assholes.

How about the Kona Ironman or an olympic qualifying 400m?

I didn't really understand your take until you provided the drawing. Thank you. I assume the rays coming from the belayer's ass represent malevolent gas? Interesting interpretation.

That sounds like the voice of experience. Thanks.

Did you know boobies make nests from their own feces? Why can't I do that without getting arrested?

Wow, unbridled parsimony with a dash of vindictive diatribe. Impressive post. You have the right to keep others' trash. But if you do, just shut up and keep it rather than rub it in their faces. You have the opportunity to help out a fellow human being, to make them happy at no cost to you. Maybe you should take advantage of such a deal.

they squeezed him into a XS Speedo and stuck a red stocking cap on him? animals!

holy toledo, a catalytic converter rattling around inside the muffler? that is one f'd up vehicle. do you drive a klein bottle around town?

A water knot is fine. It allows more room to rack hexes too.

Every hex placed is a vote in support of al-Qaeda.

If you can't open a beer with ANY nut tool, you should not be allowed to have alcoholic beverages, period.

The midwest represent'n in this thread.

Indeed, I too am missing the joke. Everyone knows lesbians drive 2wd pickups almost exclusively.

Just don't feel around any part of the exhaust system.

I've heard extreme tent-pitching can lead to blindness!

actually here's an opportunity to laugh at you once again!

This is a great TR. Entertaining adventure, no tasteless unimaginitive swearing, and a touch of girl-on-girl action to keep the scroll wheels spinning at work.

wow, maple trees. nice work.

You know what's stupid? Climbing Liberty Ridge. Climbing Mount Stuart. Climbing at Vantage. Those are stupid activities. They are inherently dangerous and you are putting yourselves in environments that are well beyond your control. That's a genuinely stupid thing for someone who wants to survive to do. Who has the gold standard of what stupid means written down, to determine whether to charge someone a "stupid tax"?

chrisT - the irony of that song is that there are next to no ironic concepts in that song.

it's like oedipus.

Fairly accurate. Bouldering is like spending hours of your life trying to do a hard hopscotch sequence.

on memorial day weekend one thing is for sure: you will be in good company

Maybe, or maybe if someone so much as spat on the landing skid the ship would crash on takeoff. I guess it could just drop off the side to get air flowing in the collective. Some serious pay for the pilot who slings loads from the south col.