Cobra Commander, when not taking over the planet, likes to read to children, and sip quality espresso. If you have a problem with that I will drop an h-bomb on your ass.
Did anyone else find that ad on that link for LowerMyBills.com (right side column) really, really weird? The one with the dancing flamingo and its feathers are all state names.
Yes, if you are unfortunate enough to use livewires you should spit a few times before you start each pitch so you're on an even playing field. Better yet, take a dump, it's like at least 10 livewires.