Cobra_Commander

omg I bet all his kids are above average too.

"shogun" does appear to be the "edgy" character of the board. I'm sure he'd be banned within the week from here.

heh, that's what they get for not having moderator-approved registration.

okay, maybe I accidently typed something over there.

What the? Some imposter doubling as me is on that board now. Look at the thread.

As my main "man" Prince used to say, "let's get crazy"

OMG the memories. She was so wild and willing to do the craziest stuff. Amazing what can be done with a little butter, a few bales of hay, and piglets.

Cobra Commander's been to the Minnesota State Fair! Correct. I was one of the "attractions" "Dunk the Commander and win a VIP tour of Mendota Heights' finest water towers" "Milk-drinking champion gets waffle on stick and Cabela's coupon."

Actually they sit around and listen to Prairie Home Companion and worn-out Purple Rain cassettes while eating things on sticks and paddling around Lake Minnetonka.

that is pretty good. but he's looking for belayers, not climbers. effing 'sotans. geez what the heck!

am I missing something...?

what a charming little discussion

Hey, I think it's all in good fun (at least my comment was, though I admit it was quite useless). I certainly don't want to diminish the serious nature of any alpine climb, and the beta, though elaborate, is a welcome addition to the archives of this site. So I apologize if it appeared I was talking down. I was not.

I'd recommend a modest rack to 2.5029381 inches (based on caliper measurements the last time I climbed it)

both sexes? better believe you're not available. wtf.

Those ain't nuggets of goodness in those clif bars either. A friend of mine bit into one with moth larvae. Enjoy!

Yo Mendeleev, dust off your periodic table and follow along with this little materials science lesson: On the right: Steel On the left: 2-way mirror Cobra-DOT safety glass

Sorry sausage-eyes, that's just you.

this board sees more sausage than an oktoberfest in leavenworth

FREEDOM!

I picked up a 4-season piece of toblerone there the other day.

and frozen feces cake!

You are pooping on yourself. Clown.

I thought pillaging involved taking things away.

HAHAHAHAH POOP! HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY!