Cobra_Commander

Jackology is the study of Jackofflogy.

how much weight did KK gain when he went to DD?

(I am a certified Jackologist so I know these things)

They should have released jacko into the woods and he would have been found 2 days earlier.

is that a hex in your pocket or are you sporting mountain hardware

Ouch! I was not anticipating that one.

the more you eat the smarter you get?

Look who's on the soapbox today! Grow up...and then drop dead? Already in progress.

no diabetic emergencies today!

Disney bought the rights to this one and is making an animated feature.

ah yes, a fine rendition. Come for the ice. Stay for the ballsacks of satan.

Your photo of the bowling alley doesn't quite jive with the other bluebird photos. P.S. This trip report is irrelevant without your documented split times between summits. Go back and do it again. P.P.S. Yeah! Nice.

The finger jams on Inca Roads are unbelievably good. It is a Tieton 5.9. It is hard to see how it is 5.9 when Orange Sunshine is 10b. The climb to the left of Orange Sunshine often feels as difficult as Orange Sunshine, yet is only 5.9 too. The 5.9 rating can raise some eyebrows at Royal Columns for sure.

smith: Peking: 5.8 Moonshine Dihedral: 5.9 Cruel Sister: 10a Badfinger: 10b Nine Gallon Buckets: 10c Moons of Pluto: 10d

come on, that is sooooo someone sitting on the rim taking that first photo. open 'er up.

I can belay up to 5.12+ (grigri) 12- (reverso). I am at the gym some days but some days I am not at the gym. On those days there are other people at the gym, so I don't think you'll have any problem finding a partner! Also, there are people climbing on the weekend and belaying too. Welcome!

Oh my! A character from the novel commenting on the novel. Don't get him excited.

I assume this is a reference to the Canadian Mr. Rogers, Mr. Dressup. The Commander is quite worldly. Obviously if he intends to take over the world he needs to know these things.

Huhhuhhuh...I like to smoke the kind alllllll day.

meow me-meow would you like a hit of this? meow.

and that "land of make believe" bs that fred rogers was pushing was totally a nod towards lsd use. X the Owl was a tweaker.

what about that one 3-2-1 Contact episode where they showed how to make meth in the basement? I don't support that.

(post of the day of course)

nodder pdx? nodder bend?