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Cobra_Commander

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  1. what do the dancing michelin men represent in this post?
  2. hard to stuff in bowl and pour milk on it.
  3. Cereal is the greatest thing ever! I had turkey-flavored chex for thanksgiving! Delicious!
  4. Slipstream is not in.
  5. Unlikely that he is faster than poo after good friends has had its way with your colon. Seriously, you'll be dropping goat pellets.
  6. Just pound some Good Friends. You'll have convincing evidence for needing to leave immediately.
  7. If by "dropping off your friends" you mean your overweight friend cannonballing from about 50 feet up into a kiddy pool, yes.
  8. The cinn-raisin version is better, though perhaps more deadly because you eat it so fast.
  9. Just look at the interracial loving on the cover too! Cereal brings us all together.
  10. It's called the kick-ass kind (which is exactly what it will do to your colon in approx. 5 minutes after consumption).
  11. I assume you are a girl...
  12. It's never too late for cereal.
  13. Good Friends is the greatest breakfast cereal of all time. I just downed an entire box
  14. Enjoy your stay in Gitmo you idiots. I hear they urinate on windshirts and flush horsecock down the toilet in there.
  15. Yes! I love to freeze peaches!
  16. oh. well carry on then. it is speach after all, and it is free.
  17. that's "speach", you ignorant baboon. you need to eat more!
  18. Cobra_Commander

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    correct. sequined.
  19. Cobra_Commander

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    Jackology is the study of Jackofflogy.
  20. how much weight did KK gain when he went to DD?
  21. Cobra_Commander

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    (I am a certified Jackologist so I know these things)
  22. Cobra_Commander

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    They should have released jacko into the woods and he would have been found 2 days earlier.
  23. is that a hex in your pocket or are you sporting mountain hardware
  24. Cobra_Commander

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    Ouch! I was not anticipating that one.
  25. Cobra_Commander

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    the more you eat the smarter you get?
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