Dechristo

In the Cafe Sensitivioso, chest-beating in any topic, is to be construed and received as an allowance of building self-esteem.

gotta keep their slab climbs clean.

Stone Phillips is shooting a documentary of the epic bivy.

The old craters had glass liners and were trashed if you dropped 'em.

Dick 'Tater!

I believe most neophytes are beneath 5.8

oh... I thought my belly was the subject.

This is the most simple solution that doesn't require paying the dues; move to Minnesota.

Some males, to exhibit any form of sensitivity, must first be hard.

...and, should you need to await rescue, you'll have plenty to eat.

U.S. national gasoline price/gallon averages: One year ago - $2.22 One month ago - $2.58 Today - $2.91

Believe that anything I've thought, said, or performed made me of greater value than anyone. ...and then there was the time I tried to loosen a nut on a left-handed thread; of course, someone tries that here daily.

I have to wait for Happy Hours anymore to afford my addiction to Molotov Cocktails.

Not if it's consensual, so one only needs to be a damn good snake charmer.

vaseline

Great TR, beautiful job. iluka, your perceptions and considerations reflect that you don't know the people involved and that you weren't there. Also, you failed to note that they didn't call their Mommies before making each decision.

Just like me! A Cheese Danish

Palmolive. You're soaking in it!

popcorn (preferably white), butter, good-tasting yeast, salt, garlic pepper.

Poison oak is an STD?

Careful... too many ticks in repetitive succession and you'll have a time bomb.

I am a woman trapped in a man's body, what can I say. You can say, "If you'd be so very kind, please excuse me while I go fuck myself. Thank-you so much, darlings."