Dechristo

sporkulating unbelievable

An alpinist pirate waking from a freezing bivy with "morning wood"?

would that be a change to, or from proclivity of cognitive impairment and chronic... ...bronchitis?

Motorola is faster.

Rap-bolting remains an issue of personal & situational ethics. Personally, I've placed bolts on rappell after onsighting routes and deciding if and where a bolt should be placed; any other way, I don't understand how best placement can be decided in route development.

Is "pirates" how an asian pronounces "pilates"?

Moments ago, a post by Larrythellama, in which he berated Andrew for being stupid, was deleted - to which I want to respond: Lighten-up Larry, from time to time we are all contestants for a Darwin Award.

Billy da Bard

coprophagia?

Your head's not that shape?

It's shaped that way so the product may be confused for a Baby Ruth.

that's bleating

Drink plenty of water if you're gonna wear that thing; that Play-Doh Fun Factory opening ain't gonna allow dehydrated alpinist butt-boulders through.

sounds like pleading

how indelicate you're going to burn in hell for that one. seriously. she presides. you wrote it. you da one gonna get burnt. oh, the inhumanity.

Those guys are a couple of mighty insecure unicyclers; you tell by the deathgrips on their John Thomas'. Either that, or, they've got to pee REAL bad.

sly dog, the negotiation will require consumption of 1.5 cases alone.

how indelicate

1 1/2

I bet that stunt would cost one case only... paid in advance.

The Johns are not laughing

I am chastised

Prove your virility to yourself and others by doing an ascent while maintaining an uninterrupted erection. The post title bears greater pertinence if you're uncircumcised.

myth-head