Prove your virility to yourself and others by doing an ascent while maintaining an uninterrupted erection.
The post title bears greater pertinence if you're uncircumcised.
So, if someone had these symptoms they'd be, like, channelling Scurvy?
Scurvy. The hyper-active Scurvy of "Larry, Moe, and Scurvy". That explains a lot.
Sometimes we wield the crutch, sometimes the crutch wields us; such is our art.
But, you knew that for you are the great Illuminated Inanite, oh, Imamate of this forum.
You're, also, as liberal "as they come" in reason; in my experience, one's participation and identity in any political persuasion ensures no exclusion of racism and anger.
...you are the wiper of other WHITE-PEOPLES' bottoms and smell of elderberries.