Dechristo

...then you haven't seen that blockbuster fictional drama about climbing K2 "Vertical Dimwits".

I was glad to see this and AlpineK's post of the complete lyrics; I was thinking of this tune by Gil Scot-Heron not long after this thread was started. If more people heard this dude's music, he'd have a whole new audience. "Winter In America" has such a fine, soulful groove...mmmmmmm. Being slightly anebriated, my appreciation is fueled in part by sentimentalism.

Suicide by bacon is a typical exclusion to coverage.

That's not how bacon is smoked.

You are, also, typically tardy to scheduled events.

Muffy?

I love Vincent Van Goo

drum circles sre a gateway activity to crop circles.

There are no problems, only absolutions.

ill/annoy

you, yew, ewe.

...deleterious to one's sanity, too. A framed needlepoint cloth on my parents' wall reads:

I've miniature bindings mounted on two pickets for this reason.

keen

anomalous

If we had an "Accidents Forum", would this thread belong in there?

Does it say if IBD/Crohn's is caused/exacerbated by fecal impaction (full of shit)?

Crohn's disease is a form of inflammatory bowel disease (IBD).

sowcow

only in Nevada

If pigs eat Dostoyevsky do they shit pulp fiction?

You'd be exchanging human shit for pig shit.

The tragedy of kids with kids

The blight of Girl C.

The female scuba-diving toilet-finder locates the toilet in the depths of sewage and her first exclamation is, "WHAT INCONSIDERATE BASTARD LEFT THE SEAT UP?".