Dechristo

the apropriate name for any horse's ass.

breeding with extreme pigmentation prejudice

and carthiniagins cause cancer.

Can you believe your carcass would become that mold...I mean, old?

never was fond of the woman's name "Gladys".

I was assigned to argue for the defense of the My Lai Massacre in Debate class in High School.

Odo-Ban works well.

sicks sicks sicks

can't finger it out.

All your bass are belong to us. The bass is the hippest instrument in the band. While all the other instruments are wankin'-off, it's the bass that keeps the groove... and it's all about the groove.

coughing-up any gummi bears?

sporkulating unbelievable

An alpinist pirate waking from a freezing bivy with "morning wood"?

would that be a change to, or from proclivity of cognitive impairment and chronic... ...bronchitis?

Motorola is faster.

Rap-bolting remains an issue of personal & situational ethics. Personally, I've placed bolts on rappell after onsighting routes and deciding if and where a bolt should be placed; any other way, I don't understand how best placement can be decided in route development.

Is "pirates" how an asian pronounces "pilates"?

Moments ago, a post by Larrythellama, in which he berated Andrew for being stupid, was deleted - to which I want to respond: Lighten-up Larry, from time to time we are all contestants for a Darwin Award.

Billy da Bard

coprophagia?

Your head's not that shape?

It's shaped that way so the product may be confused for a Baby Ruth.

that's bleating

Drink plenty of water if you're gonna wear that thing; that Play-Doh Fun Factory opening ain't gonna allow dehydrated alpinist butt-boulders through.

sounds like pleading