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...and often realized by a fluke.

My name's really Saddam Bin Hitler

You will die at the age of 52 You will die of exhaustion from laughing... moments before a guillotine blade ineffectually decapitates you.

In most circuits, there is only one wire of the three (usually, the black wire) that is hot; unless, you're dealing with a three-way or four-way switched circuit. Nonetheless, it's best to know which is hot.

...and the name "Jensen" is coming to mind.

Stop with the hyperbole, Snugs, and keep to the scale of Ten. She looks like an 8.5, to me.

The direct result of green beer.

If it were seven hundred retired generals, that would be something to take notice of. Shit, in less ambiguous wars there were schisms between the admins and generals. I'm sure there was more than a handful of generals siding, perhaps privately, with MacArthur rather than Truman and with MacLelland rather than Lincoln. In a broader perspective, are there any wars that are not patently a senseless slaughter?

don't forget sensitive!

Wow, I bought that book back in the early seventies and haven't seen that cover for over thirty years... you're freakin' me out dude; stop before I have a major flashback and start talkin' philosophy to my houseplants...

It's marvelous that, no matter your socio-political-economic bent, everyone can find a channel for their angst/anger of injustice to suit them.

So, bringing down civilization will decrease Man's propensity to lie? Sounds like a lie to me.

AlpineK, you're good enough, you're smart enough, and doggone-it, people like you!

Cafe Sensitivioso

sit-start silverware drawer mantle to countertop finish

is there a limp-wristed graemlin?

Her nails must be an absolute mess! Get that girl to a salon! OMG! I just considered the possibility that she's got, like, a kilo of Canuck Snow in thirty condoms in her stomach!

I see those are designer pants you're sporting there. Does the designer tag read "Mammut"? Isn't that a foreign phrase for "mammouth"? Maybe you'd fit better in "Wide Load" designer pants. Just trying to be helpful...

poor dude suffered from an overly-developed sense of guilt

birthday?

I'll be there I'll be there Just call my name and I'll be there.

Then you should be able to afford both out for breakfast.

Somebody's got a Russet in their gusset.