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Dechristo

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  1. Trask is an unmarked grave
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    Boobs!!

    I believe the phrase is more at "like fucking a sack full of antlers".
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    Stress Relief

    Gary, that's not the best process by which to become buff:
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    Vikings

    Berserkers
  5. ...I employ the mantra "my comfort and Love is suffering". Presto-Change-O! I'm back in love. It works for marriage, too.
  6. ...and the Upright Organ.
  7. wait 'till the USA gets involved. USA doesn't give a shit. There's no oil there. Just a big f'n desert with the occasional dino bone. It seems Mongolia is located strategically bordering China and the USSR... I mean Russia. What's not to like about that location for a Risk-playing military machine?
  8. Gesticulating for Geezus
  9. ...or his long-lost twin, this guy:
  10. Including my innocuous post of "BM scent".
  11. I committed suicide once and my policy required only that I say three Our Fathers and two Hail Marys and I was covered.
  12. Yes, almost all mammals eat at least a portion of the placenta following birth, including cows. Preparing a small portion for a human mother to eat following childbirth was a standard practice of midwives historically as it is very effective in reducing or stopping uterine hemorrhage. It's a good thing to know; this simple act can save a woman's life. Nowadays, a small portion is typically blended with the patient's fruit or vegetable juice of choice to provide a more palatable preparation.
  13. Outofsight, dude!
  14. You've now graduated from "Lurker" to "Lunger".
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    Kittens

    WARNING: DO NOT TRY TO HUFF A MATURE CAT WITHOUT PLENTY OF EXPERIENCE WITH KITTENS! MAY CAUSE LETHAL OVERDOSE An artist's rendition of the huffing experience: Note: Kitten Huffing is intended for people 12 and over: The long term effects on cats have not been well documented but anecdotal reports suggest it really pisses them off:
  16. ...and often realized by a fluke.
  17. My name's really Saddam Bin Hitler
  18. You will die at the age of 52 You will die of exhaustion from laughing... moments before a guillotine blade ineffectually decapitates you.
  19. In most circuits, there is only one wire of the three (usually, the black wire) that is hot; unless, you're dealing with a three-way or four-way switched circuit. Nonetheless, it's best to know which is hot.
  20. ...and the name "Jensen" is coming to mind.
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    Boobs!!

    Stop with the hyperbole, Snugs, and keep to the scale of Ten. She looks like an 8.5, to me.
  22. The direct result of green beer.
  23. If it were seven hundred retired generals, that would be something to take notice of. Shit, in less ambiguous wars there were schisms between the admins and generals. I'm sure there was more than a handful of generals siding, perhaps privately, with MacArthur rather than Truman and with MacLelland rather than Lincoln. In a broader perspective, are there any wars that are not patently a senseless slaughter?
  24. don't forget sensitive!
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