Dechristo

punny guy

No, dogs are not allowed outside homes or fenced yards; it would've been perfectly legal and justifiable if you'd have hacked the mut to death with your ice axe in front of its owners.

I'd be in that lonnnnnng line.

Where's that freakin' music video that had the animation of the Vikings doin' battle by guitar riffs?

Some drum solos are more inspiring than others... ...for the audience and performer.

Don't fear the reaper, Mrs. Dumas!

"No, back this-a-way to go huntin' with Dick. Just one word of warnin'...bear in mind the phrase 'Peking Duck'."

...and Ethanol and Fred were the perfect comedic match for Ricky and Lucy.

Maybe his shrink told him he wasn't getting nailed enough.

hey, man, this is the realm of Cafe Sensitivioso bouldering! A fall of even two feet might abrade the Baby Blue pile material; get real.

Saint T'aint?

Trask is an unmarked grave

I believe the phrase is more at "like fucking a sack full of antlers".

Gary, that's not the best process by which to become buff:

Berserkers

...I employ the mantra "my comfort and Love is suffering". Presto-Change-O! I'm back in love. It works for marriage, too.

...and the Upright Organ.

wait 'till the USA gets involved. USA doesn't give a shit. There's no oil there. Just a big f'n desert with the occasional dino bone. It seems Mongolia is located strategically bordering China and the USSR... I mean Russia. What's not to like about that location for a Risk-playing military machine?

Gesticulating for Geezus

...or his long-lost twin, this guy:

Including my innocuous post of "BM scent".

I committed suicide once and my policy required only that I say three Our Fathers and two Hail Marys and I was covered.

Yes, almost all mammals eat at least a portion of the placenta following birth, including cows. Preparing a small portion for a human mother to eat following childbirth was a standard practice of midwives historically as it is very effective in reducing or stopping uterine hemorrhage. It's a good thing to know; this simple act can save a woman's life. Nowadays, a small portion is typically blended with the patient's fruit or vegetable juice of choice to provide a more palatable preparation.

Outofsight, dude!

You've now graduated from "Lurker" to "Lunger".