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...and unlike this guy

tastes like

I got an old flex friend I'll sell ya for $15, I think it's about a #2 size. Let me know if'n ya want it and I'll make the drop next time I hook up with my Seatown friends. E

I put up a bunch of stuff at Mad Meadows approach a few years back, and an arete problem at Swiftwater last year. I'll drop you an e-mail to get the drawings to you. They are in my "perfunctory guide" by Damien Potts. RIP, Bro.

What the HELL were they thinking, inviting him?

Man, I wish my big toes were still opposable thumbs. Shoes, phhhtt. Then I wouldn't need no stinkin' shoes.

I think I’m sophisticated ’cos I’m living my life like a good homosapien But all around me everybody’s multiplying Till they’re walking round like flies man So I’m no better than the animals sitting in their cages In the zoo man ’cos compared to the flowers and the birds and the trees I am an ape man I think I’m so educated and I’m so civilized ’cos I’m a strict vegetarian But with the over-population and inflation and starvation And the crazy politicians I don’t feel safe in this world no more I don’t want to die in a nuclear war I want to sail away to a distant shore and make like an ape man I’m an ape man, I’m an ape ape man I’m an ape man I’m a king kong man I’m ape ape man I’m an ape man ’cos compared to the sun that sits in the sky Compared to the clouds as they roll by Compared to the bugs and the spiders and flies I am an ape man In man’s evolution he has created the cities and The motor traffic rumble, but give me half a chance And I’d be taking off my clothes and living in the jungle ’cos the only time that I feel at ease Is swinging up and down in a coconut tree Oh what a life of luxury to be like an ape man I’m an ape, I’m an ape ape man, I’m an ape man I’m a king kong man, I’m a voo-doo man I’m an ape man I look out my window, but I can’t see the sky ’cos the air pollution is fogging up my eyes I want to get out of this city alive And make like an ape man Come and love me, be my ape man girl And we will be so happy in my ape man world I’m an ape man, I’m an ape ape man, I’m an ape man I’m a king kong man, I’m a voo-doo man I’m an ape man I’ll be your tarzan, you’ll be my jane I’ll keep you warm and you’ll keep me sane And we’ll sit in the trees and eat bananas all day Just like an ape man I’m an ape man, I’m an ape ape man, I’m an ape man I’m a king kong man, I’m a voo-doo man I’m an ape man. I don’t feel safe in this world no more I don’t want to die in a nuclear war I want to sail away to a distant shore And make like an ape man.

This one then?

I SO wanted one of those when I was 12.

Kurt? Could you help your fr....oops...dude-you-know-but-has-no-friends stay on his meds? That'd be great...

But they should give us the meanings, at least.

You mean this one?

Thanks for the heads up, Off.

He forgot to mention we can climb like monkeys!

I thought chalk was fairly inert to the human body?

WTF does a bike-riding hippy care about gas prices? Or is this just another chance to bitch?

one persons cave drawings are another's route description in magic marker.

I have pictures, oh yes I do. You'll have to wait until my vacation is over, however.

Just a Pepsi!

I am as crazy as a loon, howlever. 9 days off starts right now.

"What the!!!".........................."You dress to the right!"

Bouldering, trad and, dammit! Any climbing love will do the same thing just stay away from the wide stuff!