EWolfe

I've had birds eat my hat, bonsai and blinds. Has to have teeth?

The classic Yosemite scenario: Euros fly in to LA, rent a car, load it up with groceries and gear for a week in the valley to do a bigwall. They drive up to camp 4 parking, arriving late at night. They throw down their bags in the woods, and wake up the next morning to the following series of events: Bears have broken windows, ripped doors, and popped the trunk (or torn out back seat) to get to the food, which is gone with trash strewn about. Easy access to the gear finds the car pretty picked over by the valley rats, as well. The rental car is destroyed, so a healthy towing fee is involved to get the vehicle out of the Park. Then the ranger shows up and writes tickets for littering and keeping food in the vehicle. Vacation ruined.

Bwahaha haha! Most excellent, Ken! This fuckers gettin' some stars!!

bit by a

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..regarding Lance Armstrong. Winner gets a season of OBJ wax

I don't care to hear about you and E-Rocks sick alternative moon-world.

I'l send your V1 project, Pal.

but are you furry enough for

JEEZUS! I think K is O K

I take back my STFU....

12 posts, and no-one has said it yet: STFU, n00b!

Aaaawwwwooooooooo! Love the cycle!

Fred will, though. And he'll scoop that exclusive remote wall you have planned too!

JEEZUS!!!

Very Nice! Any begs?

Butt somehow E-Rock's butt-rape didn't get the same response as a female-related one. Hmmmmm. I like that spray is dangerous again! And, Olyclimber with the not-so-subtle savior reference:

In more ways than what you think. I understand that AlpineK had conjugal relations with a polar bear up there. Or, more specifically, the polar bear had conjugal relations with AlpineK's ass. Dude, you're a day late and an Uberator short

So, one's the dog, and the kilted dancers in the background are the independent timers? How's that for wierdness equalization? I think you're way more popular:

your hands are sweating, too, from choking it

Nope, he has been reborn since his sickness. Whoops, there goes another.... I mean, Hammertime! doo doo n doodoo!

what are lacrosse players doing rapping anyway? They should stick to lacrosse...or karaoke....

They say the most offensive become the easiest offended when converted. Whipped.

Trad = tard Rapped = raped Others?