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EWolfe

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  1. EWolfe

    Mystic Pizza

    Yes, yes. I have heard about it endlessly! It saddens me that you will never understand my singular appreciation of Fried Green Tomatoes. Maybe the NEXT bivy....
  2. So, the whiney ditz, Laurie Michaels not being enough of a grate upon the day , I had to listen to a mini-sermon (supposedly an ad for Christ The King Church) about "what would be the thinking of Judas?" presented in a FUCKING COMMERCIAL. Not to mention all the RECYCLED CRAP they play with idiotic "check-out-the-old-classics-we-dredged-up-for-the-new-sound" enthusiasm. There's a gazillion awesome deep tracks and they play maybe 5000 of the "top hits" per year.
  3. I bet it is wayyyy headier than either of them. You know what they say: "If it is not Scottish, IT'S CRAP!"
  4. Kauk's done that with Magic Line, right?
  5. I am taking my toys and going over to NWClimbers to play.
  6. So, are those tomatoes better than the hothouse ones from BC?
  7. EWolfe

    OMG

    Dude, it's like...that mirror you look into when yer baked, but Whoah! There's. Like. ANOTHER MIRROR behind me, Dude! And I keep falling....uh..... what were we talking about?
  8. EWolfe

    Poor kitty!

    NOT VERY SENSITIVE!!! ( )
  9. He's still stuck on the Big Lebowski thread... PM sent.
  10. You build them, next thing you know some hippies are smoking pot in 'em and ruining your wilderness experience anyway. If the motivation and finances exist, let 'em at it! If it bothers you, go out further! There's plenty of wilderness out there!
  11. EWolfe

    sex or cheese?

    Owner: Good morning, Sir. Welcome to the National Cheese Emporium! Customer: Ah, thank you, my good man. Owner: What can I do for you, Sir? Customer: Well, I was, uh, sitting in the public library on Thurmon Street just now, skimming through Rogue Herrys by Hugh Walpole, and I suddenly came over all peckish. Owner: Peckish, sir? Customer: Esuriant. Owner: Eh? Customer: 'Ee, ah wor 'ungry-loike! Owner: Ah, hungry! Customer: In a nutshell. And I thought to myself, "a little fermented curd will do the trick," so, I curtailed my Walpoling activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles! Owner: Come again? Customer: I want to buy some cheese. Owner: Oh, I thought you were complaining about the bazouki player! Customer: Oh, heaven forbid: I am one who delights in all manifestations of the Terpsichorean muse! Owner: Sorry? Customer: 'Ooo, Ah lahk a nice tuune, 'yer forced too! Owner: So he can go on playing, can he? Customer: Most certainly! Now then, some cheese please, my good man. Owner: (lustily) Certainly, sir. What would you like?......
  12. Exactly what I felt like saying to Cingular after my last billing.
  13. EWolfe

    suffering

    Thank you for that. You are a truly wonderful being, I am going to listen to my Yanni and cry now, the good kind of Official graemlin of Cafe Sensitivioso:
  14. I hear that if you misbehave at Doxey's Ice Cream Socials, you get thrown into the Devil's Club.
  15. I'm in this year. Thanks for getting the spot, David. That place is way cool.
  16. Link There's a commercial occasionally, but it's still way cool.
  17. NO ONE wins in the PIRATE Forum! Yarrrr!!
  18. I signed up as Northwest Climber , everyone will think I am SO HIP, SO HAPPENIN', SO WOW!
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