EWolfe

Threadkiller!

OMFG!!!!

and loud shirts. Don't forget the loud shirts.

The advent of prosthetics really damaged the wooden leg industry.

Mostly agricultural runoff.

Dan H0witt

He's busy having a cook-out

ratemyfart.com

Hey, there's a cool new slab climb in the crater of St Helens! Anyone seen it?

nut-sensitive

When you get tired of pooping on yourself or biting yourself, they're GREAT!

A few years back I politely informed some Hispanics that were fishing the Crooked that eating anything they caught would be risky business.

Hypothermics Anonymous?

There was some guy in Carhartt coveralls walking through REI in Bellingham the other day who had a coil of three-strand slung casually over his shoulder! I kid you not. He was a rugged-looking bearded type who also had a knife and other equipment clipped to his backpack. I was absolutely fascinated! I kept looking to see if what I was seeing was real, and if he was going to try and pick up a woman, or what???

Oh, the irony:

I don't understand why hair that has, for 40 years been absent, suddenly sprouts out of the ears?

"Life is SWEET"

Sorry about the ineffectiveness of your self-proclamation effort.

zip-together bags

I am middle aged, and you can kiss my ass if you don't like it. Bring it.

Great show!!! Good to have the after-show celeb with the HUGE crowd of G-Spotter and I... Typical for Bellingham...

Most excellent. You know you want some C4's - you're just in denial! See you up there

Valence Shell Electron-Pair Repulsion Theory pv = nRT 6.02x10^23 someone please help me clear this junk from my brain Huffing gas will help!

God, that sounds awfully close to my state of being, maybe I can blame it on Lyme's Disease!

Those are not the namby pamby safety drums we're used to seeing.