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EWolfe

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  1. The Helium looks sweeeeet! Maybe Jens has a lot of slung hexes and stoppers, and needs a smooth-nosed 'biner?
  2. CC.Commer's set Guinness Record For Largest Group Hug!
  3. There's boating, and then there's BATING!
  4. If all that good advice should somehow not include your penchant, HornDoggers Anonymous meets every Saturday at 10PM.
  5. OK, it was a shameless promotion riding on your popular event. Busted. Anytime, though, really. I got waaaayyyy too much downfall....
  6. EWolfe

    New Age

    Hey Mr. Tough-Guy Tree Killer! It's always you brutish men who make fun of us!
  7. If folks are going over Stevens Pass, they can get firewood FREE from my property, 2 minutes off the Highway. Just past MM81, take a left onto Nason Ridge Road. At the "T" turn left, and I am the third parcel on your right. Old backhoe and piles of downfall on cleared land: my place. Big sign says 'WOLFE" by the driveway. The wood is by the firepit. Take what you want!!
  8. It's all out the window anyway when you get that OCD about a climb....
  9. EWolfe

    LAZER

    Besides, the Motorola G6 is thinner.
  10. EWolfe

    Seattle Sucks

    I don't have to be sensitive over here!
  11. This is confusing. Park regulations, apparently, already prohibit climbing on named Arches. So what would the point be in "working with [their] solicitor" to close the Arches permanently? What the fuck could a lawyer do about it anyway? On one hand I understand Dean and his hippy ideals of wanting to climb on nature and shit. Its very idealistic and pretty. But unfortunately in the real world, the reason they have those rules is the same reason we keep ORV's off trails in National Parks. Its that same arrogant attitude that I see from the full-time Yos climbers. They think they're above the rules and that they're actions don't have any impact on the environment. Like Steph Davis's recent article in Alpinist complaining because they kicked Chongo out of the valley - for living there full time for like ten fucking years! He uses the septic system there, drinks water, breathes air, consumes resources in the Valley like anyone else. Why should the rules not apply to him. Like Lowell said, they think the world revolves around them. Fucking grow up. Thanks also for furthuring the image that rock-climbers don't care about regulations, as represented by our "best".
  12. Rappel dulfersitz style off of the Monkey - naked Lead Hyperspace with a goldline and old-skool gear Stay clean and sober at a CC.com event. Do the approach and descent to Midnight Rock in flip-flops
  13. EWolfe

    Seattle Sucks

    Pardon Dru, he hasn't seen real tits for so long, he has forgotten: ...and don't you just hate fake tits?
  14. EWolfe

    Seattle Sucks

    Those tits aren't that big!
  15. As you pointed out, anything's an improvement.
  16. I'm guessing it's the twinkly toes on those big feet?
  17. EWolfe

    Seattle Sucks

    Roooooooooooddddeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
  18. EWolfe

    Dr. Don Ryan!

    Post count. C'mon RuMR! I got the troll line out on that other thread.
  19. EWolfe

    Seattle Sucks

    No, I know Rudy, and it applies without the operation.
  20. EWolfe

    Seattle Sucks

    I like a woman who has complete and utter mastery of the obvious.
  21. EWolfe

    The Hook

    The Parrot? Yeah, who needs a leash when you're impaled on a hook?
  22. I think more people would boulder? But pads are so expensive, and in addition there's the deprecating issue of image...
  23. The pills are cheaper, however. ...and entertaining, I hear.
  24. FYI, it's a great clean aid route - not so unreachable.
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