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we need a crying yoda graemlin....

Why gas Olyclimber become such a crybaby? Oh, thanks Arch and luwayo!

Another thing is to trial-hike/run the approaches to climbs when you can't climb. It gets you in shape, keeps the stoke, and you got 'em wired for when you go to climb.

Glacier, you are a brilliant troll artist: mention polotics in a semi-serious way, and bing! 4 pages of J_B, PeterPuget, and JayB will follow. Werd.

Nostradamus hates you.

After years of application, I can tell you It only works marginally and erratically.

Man, If Yabo were around....RIP

Yayyyy! I am using teh internets!

LINK ME!!!!!! OMFG!!!

HEY SQUID THAT NEW AREA IS GREAT!!! HOWS THE TIPS THESE DAYS?

Save it for the bedroom, Swish-Boyz

Where do you apply it for the brain?

see?

He's so skinny he is drunk on a schooner. Big news.

Exactly. But Georgie will get to sit back and enjoy a nice retirement and watch the results of his national addiction unfold.

Men hate me and women see me as weak. Maybe i should impress them by being a Nascar-watching, Bud Light drinking good old boy?

Nice minimalization of real-world issues.

You're out of your element, Donny.

Good points. It depends on when and where one starts. Being a later, non-conformist skewed my perspective. Bouldering at the UW wall was my beginning, so I guess I would add to my list: Mountaineering or Technical rock Plark didn't specify his preference...

Addendum: It's actually like second-hand smoke, in that it may kill us in the process.

Many, many, over 20 years of climbing. The first (and worst) was solo aiding toes of the fisherman at smith, clipping above me (really dumb), ripped the piece and ended up 12" above a cone of rock at the base, my lower back directly above it (the boulder to the right of Wortley's). With rope stretch...luckily I was only 20' out. Welded a #4 stopper which someone eventually got out (much to my relief, I hated walking by and seeing it.)

Not that much different than other diseases, except excess won't kill him. Too bad. With millions supporting him, like an extended codependent family. Aren't we? Time for intervention.

At least he is on firmer ground than the humor effort.

Just because you have never dislodged a rock with your rooster?

I can smell you from here.