I am not a guide and am merely having fun with others who may or may not be climbers in the above noted "climbing trip". Although I am familiar with this climb/climbing area that means nothing.
It may be dark, cold, wet, muddy, hot, freezing and windy during the climb and the only fun may be in seeing others suffer.
Any photos taken during the climb may be published or shared with others regardless of how they make you appear.
I am not insured nor do I carry any insurance for losses, injuries or deaths that may occur as a result of or while you are participating in these climbs. I am not proficient at reading guides or topo maps, route-finding, or the use of any navigational gizmos or gadgets. I am not strong enough or brave enough to defend or protect myself or anyone else from potential attack from wild or domesticated animals. Although I may carry bear spray, I have not been trained in its use and you may be inadvertently sprayed. I am not proficient in backcountry survival. I can only and will only carry enough food, water, clothing, or lighting for my own needs. I am not responsible for anything my dog(s) may do to you including alergic reactions, tripping you, clawing you, or biting you. I do not carry any radio, telephone or any other communication device that might enable you to summon assistance or be rescued. The people who will be climbing with you may be hazardous to your health. The climbs we will be doing will be hazardous to your health. You will be exposed to other hazards - natural, unnatural, supernatural or any combination thereof, and your participation in this climbing is wholly voluntary and at your own discretion and risk. You are responsible for your own health and well-being. You are over the age of 18 and of sound mind and body. You are a superbly conditioned athlete capable of feats that most mortals would not consider. The location, distances, times, directions, elevations, route conditions, water crossings and any pertinent details about the climbs are estimates only and may or may not be real, factual or in any way correct.
Any harm, concern or fear suffered from your own or others use or subsequent effects of recreational drugs/alcohol are, likewise, beyond my control.
Your having read this email and still showing up for the climbing will be taken as your consent, acknowledgement and acceptance of all of the above risks, terms and conditions.
Paraphrased from Gravsports.