lummox

them f-in swiss think they are so cool. the swatch company concieved the 'smart car'. it is coming to the us. look for them stuck to the grills of suvs everywhere.

i climb 5.8+.

oh man. i answered one a them ads for male models years ago. i got suspicious about it all when the release form mentioned nudity. turns out they were taking photos for gay sex magazines.

cry me a river.

i am type 'L' for loser. i cant believe i checked out that gay website.

i got this letter from my 'friend' martha. she needs 'help' in the form of a letter to a judge attesting to her character and shit. im like 'where the fuk were you when i needed bail money for that 3rd dui? where were you when the ministorage with all my shit burned up cause the fuker in the next unit stored his meth making solvents there? where the fuk were you when my earth tone towell set became gauche and you woudnt give me no pastel ones for cheap tho i know you got plenty of that kmart shizzle?' but then i think back to all the good times we had. and that every time i seen her she rubbed one out for me. i reckon i will write. thats what friends are for. what would you write?

do not misunderestimate the power of stupidity.

if you aint already into phase 5 of your 8 phase program you are way too late to start training now.

take the email list and send to a penis elargement site or sumpin. thatll teach em.

crazier than a crack whore.

#1 show in saudi arabia: baywatch. we are winning the war on terrorism.

go fly a kite?

fukin long drive for some sport climbing imho.

long walk. short pier?

cold. or use a leech.

i have had a few that sucked. a couple cables and one with major sheath slippage. but i am a persnickety mutha fuka anyhow.

stfu about election bullshit already. there will be months of that crap ahead.

no joke mutha fuka. enjoy the 1000 points of light. beehotch.

the only rope i ever bought on sale i hate. i now buy only bluewater. i pay whatever the fuk they ask for. i climb happy. fukin a.

fukin a. how bout them huskies!

fuh q. i aint been posting too much.

dude. you got to submit that first photo to ratemypoo.com

we hear your pain.

reach around too?

clothes are aid.