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canned beans for me. i aint no purist. and i put lots of olive oil in a hole in the middle

a turd is a turd.

oh yeah. raw was pretty spicy. and with some fresh pita i made. damn good. i await the garlicky farts.

bmc offers better insurance. but you got to live in a commonwealth country. it aint worth it.

you go to slide shows then bitch that they suck. wtf did you expect? slide show=boredom.

gas grass or ass: nobody rides for free. i suggest walking up a better mountain. rainier is just an advertisng icon.

aieet. it will be raw. like my sense of humor.

is it better with raw garlic or with garlic cooked in olive oil?

check the dudes wife. maria shriver aint exactly plump.

i declare jihad on you. bitch.

ah shit. i just wasted a few minutes trying to find a translator to convert 'Eat Pork or Die' to arabic.

i say it is better to just fuk with the lexicon. for example: i just left a martyr in the can that could choke a donkey.

shut up bitch and make me a sammich.

gargle butt gravy asseyes.

i like the massages and blowjobs that guide services give to their clients. it makes it worthwhile for me to pay whatever they ask so i can make it over the top.

sure i am cynical. but maybe --just maybe-- there are dealings going on in which some hamas elements agreed to the assasination in order to get power themselves.

you can try creamy peanut butter as a shortening substitute.

there will be hell to pay at the pta meeting.

straighten out yer bloomers. fukin hamas says it will retaliate by killin innocent people. what a bunch of limp dick fags. and so are you mr dolittle. i aint no economist but i reckon palestine dont do shit for our trade deficit. them broke dicks cant buy a turd. it is china that impacts our economy the most. speakee mandarin? a north american worker visa program would help more than anything. comprende pinche puto cabrone? and btw the gimp was taken out with fleshettes. he werent blowed up. just shredded. and israel says this is just the start of a whole assasination program. asshole arafat shoulda taken the offer of a palestinian state when it was offered. he is a dead mutha fuka now. lots more photo ops for the palestinian crybabies. i am underwhelmed.

mmmmm. crisco and chocolate.

we can all chip in so captainstabbin.com will be free for all

you got an extra chromosome or sumpin?

Well, there iS a somewhat direct link: he was "capped" by a missle fired by an Israeli helicopter. And the US has sold a LOT of helicopter gunships to Israel over the past 5 years, knowing full well they would be used to launch attacks in civilian areas. Deserving or not, he was still technically murdered (Israel has not yet declared war on the PA). And the weapon he was murdered/killed/whatevered with was US-made and sold by the US Administration knowing full well how it would be used. If the US doesn't want to be implicated in some of this shit, then perhaps it should stop selling weapons to parties involved in this kind of shit. Helicopter gunships don't kill. Humans kill. I know, I know. i predict a lot more palestinians are gonna get whacked. hezbollah is attacking like right now. then the israelies will take the gloves off. they got a badass military that has been restrained. i pity the fukers caught in the middle. oh. and i value strength. 'for it is strength from which all other values are possible.'

i dont get the connection between israel capping a parapalegic terrorist and the bush administration. is it akin to how al qaeda is related to the war in iraq? personally i reckon the mutha fuka been asking to get his ass whooped since he started hamas. like it was a surprise when he finally got dusted or sumpin?