lummox

shut up bitch and make me a sammich.

gargle butt gravy asseyes.

i like the massages and blowjobs that guide services give to their clients. it makes it worthwhile for me to pay whatever they ask so i can make it over the top.

sure i am cynical. but maybe --just maybe-- there are dealings going on in which some hamas elements agreed to the assasination in order to get power themselves.

you can try creamy peanut butter as a shortening substitute.

there will be hell to pay at the pta meeting.

straighten out yer bloomers. fukin hamas says it will retaliate by killin innocent people. what a bunch of limp dick fags. and so are you mr dolittle. i aint no economist but i reckon palestine dont do shit for our trade deficit. them broke dicks cant buy a turd. it is china that impacts our economy the most. speakee mandarin? a north american worker visa program would help more than anything. comprende pinche puto cabrone? and btw the gimp was taken out with fleshettes. he werent blowed up. just shredded. and israel says this is just the start of a whole assasination program. asshole arafat shoulda taken the offer of a palestinian state when it was offered. he is a dead mutha fuka now. lots more photo ops for the palestinian crybabies. i am underwhelmed.

mmmmm. crisco and chocolate.

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you got an extra chromosome or sumpin?

Well, there iS a somewhat direct link: he was "capped" by a missle fired by an Israeli helicopter. And the US has sold a LOT of helicopter gunships to Israel over the past 5 years, knowing full well they would be used to launch attacks in civilian areas. Deserving or not, he was still technically murdered (Israel has not yet declared war on the PA). And the weapon he was murdered/killed/whatevered with was US-made and sold by the US Administration knowing full well how it would be used. If the US doesn't want to be implicated in some of this shit, then perhaps it should stop selling weapons to parties involved in this kind of shit. Helicopter gunships don't kill. Humans kill. I know, I know. i predict a lot more palestinians are gonna get whacked. hezbollah is attacking like right now. then the israelies will take the gloves off. they got a badass military that has been restrained. i pity the fukers caught in the middle. oh. and i value strength. 'for it is strength from which all other values are possible.'

i dont get the connection between israel capping a parapalegic terrorist and the bush administration. is it akin to how al qaeda is related to the war in iraq? personally i reckon the mutha fuka been asking to get his ass whooped since he started hamas. like it was a surprise when he finally got dusted or sumpin?

please dont overshare.

it will take just a couple aid climbs. take yer clean rack and a willing partner and aid up some easy cracks.

the bugs will be out soon too.

you ask wtf is up with boot funk. i tell you. you diss me. fuck you.

chacos are way last decade. havaianas are going that way but will be cool for one more season. try the trekking model complete with coca-cola logo :

it aint the boots. try lotrimin. or desenex. you got athletes foot. prolly other hygeine issues too.

when i started climbing seriously i had the benefit of several disastrous relationships along with alcohol and substance abuse which fostered a general disregard for personal safety and allowed me to climb harder. now i am sober but angry at the whole fukin world so i still hang it out there from time to time. it was that bald fuker who used to shag brooke sheilds that summed it up: attitude is everything.

it is called a 'dojo'. ed will occupy the kamiza.

high on boulder deserves the stars it gets. it will be interesting to get across the river though. moratorium if the first pitch has ice. many of the north facing climbs look close. none of them really are. its like 45 minutes to walk to anything (that feels far to me when you can see the climb the whole way). and the ratings in southfork are the real deal. tell us what you find. have a great trip.

dont hate me cuz i be beautiful.

i am gonna get me one a these as soon as i have the duckets. lifesize cutout of the man hisself. dude better not mess with my realdoll though.

the infamous editorial 'we'? whatever freek. i climbed on dog wall last weekend. in the sun. with babes in tow.

kellogs cornflakes with bananas built right into them. they were in my bowl this morning. they are good.