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lummox

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  1. i have been straight out tole to my face that it is nasty when i have a dip in too. now that shit is just rude.
  2. you saw the date on that editorial?
  3. pursing your lips as you exhale forcefully. like you are passing a stone.
  4. the bullsheeot against people who use tobacco is outta hand. other people treat you like a criminal if you light up a smoke. i am like 'wtf asshole? it aint like i just snuffed a baby in front of ya. its only cancer. get over it.' and if you dip a little snoose people will just outright tell you that spitting is 'disgusting'. i am like 'wtf asshole? being fugly is disgusting too. i aint complaining about how your mug is making my stomach churn.' down in mexico you can smoke in restaurants and grocery stores and nobody gives you the stink eye. is it all just pretentiousness? i think so.
  5. Isn't there a "Get over your anger at the whole fukin world" step? black eyes to you. if it werent for anger i woulnt feel anything. and i dont know any other way to deal with traffic.
  6. cocaine. oh yeah. and then you can be president.
  7. okay. okay. i am dick cheney and i live deep underground in a bombproof bunker. i control the whitehouse like a nine year old girl controls barbie and her doll friends in a 'cali girl pool set'. dont make me prove it by having condi rice get hair extensions like christina aguilerra (who i control as well).
  8. 'survival gun' and plenty ammo. aint you ever read 'into the wild'?
  9. if you got cheapass haul bags just pack em like to throw off el cap: empty and open water bottles on the bottom and a streamer to keep the thing upright. huck it and fuck it.
  10. not. dont get caught. Yeah - air dropping food in the Wilderness seems like such a dastardly act. The damage to the environment is unimaginable! it is the damage to the wallet that is the worry.
  11. lummox

    surgery today

    depends
  12. lummox

    Beer

    liquid beer.
  13. not. dont get caught.
  14. you can get parachutes like those that the firefighter use for cargo. i forget the name. they work great. nothing will be damaged. get em used at a surplus store then get someone who knows wtf they are doing to pack em for you. they deploy with a static cord. but put fuel in more than one bundle (all your eggs in one basket can be disasterous). it aint a bad idea to anchor youself while you shove the shit out the plane.
  15. that really hurts.
  16. lummox

    yippee!

  17. whoa cowboy. that is some kink.
  18. a dude too lazy to think of anything original so he just post lame links.
  19. you mean it dint work when i pulled 200 pounds for 100 miles? aaah shit!
  20. fukin lameass shizzle. the crap that 'scientists' are able to publish makes me appreciate high school dropouts even more.
  21. dammit man! i have never spent so much time on a download. not even for free porn. joes looks pretty cool though. tiny rocks and all.
  22. really dude you should cut the broken-hearted girl some slack. cant you feel her pain?
  23. i communicate pleasure or displeasure with grunts and gasps whatever i am doing. and i breath heavily all the time.
  24. asshole!
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