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lummox

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  1. here is a dob for you:
  2. you got the german equivalent of a walmart ice axe. bitchin.
  3. what do you call an irishman on st patricks day? a taxicab. three irishman walk out of a bar. . . hey: it could happen.
  4. a friend of mine is a paramedic. his station is participating in a study about cpr. they have learned that 'perfusion' drops when chest compressions are halted for the mouth to mouth shizzle. it seems to be more effective to just pump the fukers chest. there is some air flow in the lungs just from the compressions. i say hang out with people who wont need it.
  5. lummox

    Being 30

    stfu you whiners. gawd. navel gazin freaks you are. and wtf does this mean: having family forces you to reconcile with death? you are fucked up. get your mind right boy.
  6. i didnt do it i didnt do it. sorry to read about your loss.
  7. lummox

    911

    spain dint go to war in iraq. wtf?
  8. and nekkid too.
  9. lummox

    Old sayings

    make me a happy sailor.
  10. i aint ever had 'opposite sex' before. opposite of what? sounds kinky though.
  11. estp and still kickin ass.
  12. lummox

    hey chompers

    this photo pertains to nothging. i just thought it was funny. i am outta here for awhile. scaring up trouble down south. later my imaginary friends.
  13. 'i am very excited. but my feet are hurting!' wtf?
  14. stfu noob.
  15. pigpen. and i got the hots for chicks like marcie johnson. oh yeah.
  16. death slabs can take a couple hours. your first plan is the most reasonable one and only requires a couple more pounds of food.
  17. that is just some crap line guides tell their clients when conditions suck so they wont complain. dont believe it. the real shizzle is right here: the higher you are the higher you are.
  18. i dont think i will be able to face cottage cheese again.
  19. wacth out for lurking
  20. yeah. maybe.
  21. an this dood got his game on crazy with the ladies:
  22. i got to give the old lady props for being freaky.
  23. stop smoking. stop eating crisco with sugar. start riding a bike. take the stairs. do a little running. do a little more running. do some downhill running. start today. it will take a month or so to boost your indurance. the climb will still hurt.
  24. so thats how those balloon get into the backcountry.
  25. three. but the brit one dont work.
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