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lummox

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  1. done. i will masturbate in order to kill a dozen or so kitties today!
  2. omniscience? okay. i dont know that noboby does it. i just aint seen it or heard of it. crevasse shizzle excepted. personally i think hauling sucks ass and i would avoid it unless i was on a wall for three or more days.
  3. as if a person wouldnt set up a quick gun tackle arrangment (aka 'z pulley'). and 'trouble' is all relative. you dont need a double length haul line to use a runner tackle. it aint no big deal to put a stopper (sumpin like a jumar with pulley) a short ways down a haul line to allow rove to advantage hauling. nobody does it. i dont know why.
  4. no dork. rove to advantage with a runner tackle (at least) as opposed to the whip rove to disadvantage that climbers use. it has a higher mechanical advantage. whip has 1 to 1 mechanical advantage. runner has 2 to 1.
  5. a haul line dont zigzag through anything. sumpin bout the shortest distance between two points i reckon. if you want a long line go right to pmiropes.com. none a that 150' or pound sand bullshit.
  6. lummox

    deeply offensive

    the comedian stop it. youre killin me.
  7. lummox

    deeply offensive

    immediate thread drift. thanks gregw
  8. i think it is more interesting that no one --and i mean NO ONE-- ever uses rove to advantage when hauling.
  9. lummox

    deeply offensive

    starting a political thread sucks i know. i will do it anyway. i read this on cnn.com: 'Bush put on a slide show, calling it the "White House Election-Year Album" at the Radio and Television Correspondents' Association 60th annual dinner, showing himself and his staff in some decidedly unflattering poses. 'There was Bush looking under furniture in a fruitless, frustrating search. "Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere," he said.' i do not see the humor in joking about how a war was falsely justified. thousands of iraqis and hundreds of american soldiers have been killed. many more maimed. that shit aint funny. bin laden is still kicking. al qaeda has been glorified. spain took a beating. france is gettin fuked with. pm blair is shaking qaddafis soft hand in a photo op. clarkes testimony yesterday underscored the fact that no one from the white house has apologized for failing to protect americans from the 9-11 attacks. i have become one disillusioned former bush supporter. 'lets roll' my ass.
  10. lummox

    Martyrs

    i think allah --blessed is the name-- would be pissed. afterall those 'atomics' sound scarewee.
  11. maybe dick simmons had pms or sumpin?
  12. lummox

    Ropes

    i really like the bluewater 8.8 or 8.6 ropes. the sheath is smooth like butter.
  13. canned beans for me. i aint no purist. and i put lots of olive oil in a hole in the middle
  14. lummox

    Martyrs

    a turd is a turd.
  15. oh yeah. raw was pretty spicy. and with some fresh pita i made. damn good. i await the garlicky farts.
  16. bmc offers better insurance. but you got to live in a commonwealth country. it aint worth it.
  17. you go to slide shows then bitch that they suck. wtf did you expect? slide show=boredom.
  18. gas grass or ass: nobody rides for free. i suggest walking up a better mountain. rainier is just an advertisng icon.
  19. lummox

    in the nuts

  20. aieet. it will be raw. like my sense of humor.
  21. is it better with raw garlic or with garlic cooked in olive oil?
  22. check the dudes wife. maria shriver aint exactly plump.
  23. lummox

    Martyrs

    i declare jihad on you. bitch.
  24. ah shit. i just wasted a few minutes trying to find a translator to convert 'Eat Pork or Die' to arabic.
  25. lummox

    Martyrs

    i say it is better to just fuk with the lexicon. for example: i just left a martyr in the can that could choke a donkey.
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