lummox

please dont overshare.

it will take just a couple aid climbs. take yer clean rack and a willing partner and aid up some easy cracks.

the bugs will be out soon too.

you ask wtf is up with boot funk. i tell you. you diss me. fuck you.

chacos are way last decade. havaianas are going that way but will be cool for one more season. try the trekking model complete with coca-cola logo :

it aint the boots. try lotrimin. or desenex. you got athletes foot. prolly other hygeine issues too.

when i started climbing seriously i had the benefit of several disastrous relationships along with alcohol and substance abuse which fostered a general disregard for personal safety and allowed me to climb harder. now i am sober but angry at the whole fukin world so i still hang it out there from time to time. it was that bald fuker who used to shag brooke sheilds that summed it up: attitude is everything.

it is called a 'dojo'. ed will occupy the kamiza.

high on boulder deserves the stars it gets. it will be interesting to get across the river though. moratorium if the first pitch has ice. many of the north facing climbs look close. none of them really are. its like 45 minutes to walk to anything (that feels far to me when you can see the climb the whole way). and the ratings in southfork are the real deal. tell us what you find. have a great trip.

dont hate me cuz i be beautiful.

i am gonna get me one a these as soon as i have the duckets. lifesize cutout of the man hisself. dude better not mess with my realdoll though.

the infamous editorial 'we'? whatever freek. i climbed on dog wall last weekend. in the sun. with babes in tow.

kellogs cornflakes with bananas built right into them. they were in my bowl this morning. they are good.

back to belay 101

no. i cannot conceive any reason.

like an atv with two doors? where ya put the gun rack?

it is probably fun to drive but i woulnt want to be in a wreck.

no. i was tempted though.

I am not in any way joking at all. If there is a climber that I IDOLIZE ADMIRE WOULD BE A GROUPY FOR it would and is hands DOWN JOHN LONG. he is atracktive intelligent, humerus, and he has climbed and done everything. I would truely be hounerd if he would sign my belly although I would probably not be able to get the request out of my mouth standing in front of him. I am trying to work out a plan to be there and if I can I will be. groupies are cool.

ronald reagan cant even wipe his own ass anymore.

Why? You horny or somethin'? as if you had to ask. but i like grrls. with tattoos and emotional problems.

you are an army of one.

trollin for dates?

workout from purgatory. after 25 reps the last 5 dont hurt anymore. really. and your get the taste of lactic acid.