lummox

look on the bright side: the seagull thinks you are worth a shit now. finally. wtf took so long?

i did not have sex with that woman.

works great. less filling.

i managed to thrutch up ten micro pitches on desert basalt. now my forearms feel sore.

i thought a 'neckbeard' was one a them fringe mullets. wtf?

ivory snow.

imo a bowline is easier to untie after being weighted.

a distant memory. mostly b as i recall though. too much empathy going on. i like to climb with people i can curse at and around.

you get rescue coverage when you join the amc. plus you get reading material for the crapper. http://www.americanalpineclub.org/

wtf? there is no exploding ford pinto or crappy corvair here. what is his point?

dont it take two?

the only blue ice i know of that is dangerous is that stuff that is used to keep drinks cold in the icechest: dont eat it. btw: i thought it was raleigh and/or tendril scattering as the explanation for the blue of water: it scatters blue wavelength light. punch a fukin hole into a snowbank with your skipole and what color do you see inside? trippy.

fact is: i cant remember what i did that year. big 'news' kina shit i can be reminded of. i just dont know what i did. guess it wasnt much.

oh yeah. i remember that video. i say it a couple years ago. i remember monica fersure. and the fat bitch she thought was her friend --whatever her name is. thanks

im watching ya.

sorry dude. i am too busy this friday night perving out over online porn. fuk i wish i had a life.

that was 97. beeotch.

i just realized i cant remember anything from that year. wtf happened to me then? wtf happened to you? these blackout periods are getting scary long.

smack my bitch up.

personal gratification is more important than kittens. chop chop.

i cant recommend doing a lot of drugs and drinking heavily as a way to get better at leading. but it worked for me.

have a kickass trip robbob. bacchus parade is the better one. or so i have been tole.

pad people must have duct tape on the down jacket, beanie on the head

i like to hear these lies. they are my favorites. 1 you are really big. 2 i never had an orgasm with a client before. 3 you are so smart. what are your favorite lies?

crappy rock scares you yet the pad is thick and big. did you break a nail?