Dr_Flash_Amazing

Fuck you, you fuckin' fuck.

AKA "I'm jealous as hell that you can afford a $4k bike!" One of the Doctor's cyclistically-inclined acquaintances is similarly fond of passing the outrageously-equipped during Portland's various noncompetetive pedaling events. He loads the basket on his cruiser with PBR, drinks lots, and passes all the wankers, pedaling along in his flip-flops and laughing all the way.

Fuckin' cascadeclimbers.com. This website sucks otter shit.

Maybe DFA posted this already in this thread's first incarnation, but here it is possibly again anyway: Earth First used to have (maybe they still do) a bumpersticker that was on really shitty paper with really bomber adhesive on it that read "If your pecker was as small as mine, you'd need a muscle wagon, too." This was (obviously) for placing on other people's gas-guzzling vehicles, and was apparently nigh on impossible to remove. Perhaps they have a new one for SUVs?

Mongeese! Or mongooses? And is a group of them a gaggle? Or maybe a mongaggle?

Dru, you could just replace the hangers with the cheapies, like you're thinking of doing, then use Vise Grips or the like to mangle the living shit out of the exposed threads on the studs, making removal of the nuts a, um, how you say...a real bitch!

5.14 > 8,000m x 14 Come on, Ed, you can do better!

Porn star?

Even in cases where draws are apparently hanging for months, it's best to leave them (unless you've got consensus & permission where appropriate to remove them). At Smith, for example, many routes on the Aggro Wall have fixed draws, and the draws on Go Dog Go have essentially become fixed; also any route Ian Caldwell is working will probably have draws on it for a long, long time. Other areas such as Maple Canyon and Red Rocks have fixed draws on extremely popular or difficult-to-clean routes. As Mr. Martin said, use that judgment, and, unless there's a real compelling reason to take them down, leave fixies fixed! The sport climbing community thanx you!

Fuck cell phones. Marc Twight uses smoke signals from burning Gu packets.

Isn't there footage of Iker Pou sending Action Direct; and some Josune footage, too? How's that stuff?

While DFA definitely comes down on the side of having a society as wealthy as ours actually support and care for those unable to do so (shocking concept, it's true...it's not laissez faire, but it's Biblically appropriate...what to do, oh, what to do?!), it is interesting to note that in countries offering such care, those who can afford private coverage often take it, given sometimes less-than-adequate service from the state-provided insurance (e.g. ridiculous wait times for non-emergency surgical procedures).

Dosage Vol. 1 would rule the planet for its footage of Sharma sending Realization all by itself. Ssssssiiiiiiick. Dosage 2 has some good stuff as well. The Professionals is a goodie; despite a sorta low percentage of sending, it's chock full of footie of a couple world-class climbers on plenty of ill terrain. Keep a barf bag handy (especially for Francois getting teary-eyed...bleah!). Lotsa good stuff in Free Hueco! and Rampage, of course. Avoid, avoid, avoid Inertia. A smattering of OK footage mixed in with a lot of really stupid shit (e.g. Joe Brooks eating a packet of wasabi, and some guy who climbs .13d blowing a fat rope of snot out his nose, and some jiggling tits...that's not all, but it's more than enough), all spliced together with pretty shoddy editing and no real sense of continuity...hey, how about showing people actually doing problems or routes instead of just giving us little pieces of half a boulder problem and then cutting to another problem, and then some footage of your bros fucking off.

Beer Googles?

wha? "met a girl at the bar, whoah-oh-oh she was a ten, at two I gave her four stars took her home, she spent the night, whoah-oh-oh at ten a.m., she was a...FRIGHT!"

Four legs good, two legs bad?

I bet it isn't 50$ for 70 bottles though Probably doesn't taste like dry-erase markers, either.

Indeed, indeed, who can say? Will the real Doc Amazing please stand up?

Liar! LIIIIIIAR! Sorry, but DFA was a lameass this year and could not make it. Also, Dru is a blasphemous wankasaurus.

Izzat on the prow above/to the right of the sand trap?

Too late, sucka! The AmazingCo, Inc. Route Development Division already power-scrubbed, grid-bolted, roto-pocketed, and glue-ified your little Buoux into oblivion. Mini-guides appearing in the next issues of R&I and Climbing, full guidebook is at the publisher. Oh, and the paving crew will be out working on the extended access road and cragside parking on Monday! Happy climbing at AmazingCrag XXIV!

Maple Canyon. They don't have route names like "When Cobbles Fly" for nothin'!

- Karate Wall - To Bolt - Full Heinous - Bolt From the Blue - Just Do It - Heresy (just kidding!) - Namaste - Huecos Rancheros - others?

Well, of course; it's the highly coveted 1970 1/2 Gremlin. Light-years ahead of the comparatively primitive and bland 1970 model. Who knows how many lithe, polyester-clad vixens gave up the goods under the powerful spell of that beguiling slab of Detroit steel (is it any coincidence that "Detroit" in French sounds like "De-twat")?