Dr_Flash_Amazing

Those fellows appear to be jazzing, not rocking. Google jazzes. Cool, man...very cool.

Whaahappen? The 7th, 9th, and 17th will pass too. Wow, F'eather. Victory is yours, dude. How ever will you celebrate such a momentous personal trimph over the filthy hordes of commie unbelievers?

"Come here, fucker!" (to a hard-to-reach hold) "Come on, you fuck!" (to a difficult-to-hold hold) "STICK, FUCKER!" (to self, usu. a combo of the above, as when latching a deadpoint or throw) Any of the following, alone or in combination, after falling, esp. when botching an onsight/flash/redpoint attempt, doubly so for falling off "easy" moves or falling someplace lame, like at or past the last bolt : "FUCK!" "FUCKING SHIT-ASS WHORE!" "FUCKING SON OF A FUCK!" "HIJO DO PUTA!" "FUCKING IDIOT! YOU FUCKING SUCK ASS, YOU STUPID FUCKING SHIT! FUCK!" Any of the preceding may be further spiced up by a lenghty period of brooding, moping, or sulking after lowering off, punctuated by irritated sighs, and the throwing of items such as shoes or chalk bag, along with continuous muttering of the above expletives.

Whatever. Chicks, man...

Yeah, like a bullet in the head...oh, wait a second...

It's really too bad we don't legislate more morality here in Oregon. It's so hard to know what to think without guidance!

Waah? Think about it, boy genius; it'll make sense someday.

Nope, but I'm gonna look for them. Ever had Rasputin Stoudt? It's made in the states, but it's some serious shit... Oi, the Rasputin is a burly beverage. The Doc tried it once; took about an hour to finish the bottle...not the smoothest beer on God's green earth. The Black Boss, if DFA recalls, is from Poland, the Baltika from Russia. Both come in those 1 pint plus a couple ounces bottles. Good for breaking over the heads of disruptive comrades or upstart dictators!

Nyet. From drinking American pivo and reading Solzhenitsyn. Speaking of beer, anyone try that Black Boss Porter? Fuckin' A, that shit gets the job done. Those Baltika beers are pretty tasty too, some more than others. They come in nice, man-size bottles, too, for a hearty helping of the motherland. Spraznekum!

How do you think Dr. Flash Amazing came to reach such dizzying heights of brilliance? It wasn't by reading a bunch of stupid textbooks, tell you what.

Sacre bleu!

Hey DFA have you been taken over by trask? You've lost your touch latley. Decorum, dear sir. The good Doctor was merely responding in a manner appropriate to the given situation. Anything less, to quote the great Chuck Norris in his excellent turn as soap huckster (Irish Spring, wasn't it?), would be uncivilized. Indeed. Tally ho, old chap!

United Forever in Friendship and Labour, Our mighty Republics will ever endure. The Great Soviet Union will Live through the Ages. The Dream of a People their fortress secure. Long Live our Soviet Motherland, Built by the People's mighty hand. Long Live our People, United and Free. Strong in our Friendship tried by fire. Long may our Crimson Flag Inspire, Shining in Glory for all Men to see. Through Days dark and stormy where Great Lenin Lead us Our Eyes saw the Bright Sun of Freedom above and Stalin our Leader with Faith in the People, Inspired us to Build up the Land that we Love. Long Live our Soviet Motherland, Built by the People's mighty hand. Long Live our People, United and Free. Strong in our Friendship tried by fire. Long may our Crimson Flag Inspire, Shining in Glory for all Men to see. Does that still rhyme in the mother tongue?

Da, da, horoshoh. Horoshoye sprayska!

What is this fruitcake love-in bullshit? Aren't we supposed to be making fun of each other's: - preferred mode of ascent - hardest redpoints - dumbest fuckup - fake speed ascent(s) - clothing - gear - beta - amusing Fred Beckey anecdotes - stupid questions - squid fetish ? Bah!

Cocky looking bastard.

Ooohhhh...oily eco-sex. Rrrrooowwwwrrrrrr.

Someone needs a hug. Or a 12" dildo up their sad fat ass?

Bwa ha ha HAAA! Trogdor strikes again!

A match made in heaven. That's so cute!

Does RuMR know you call him that?

"Access Denied. Please use your back button to return to the previous page." What did you do?

That's always been SOP for that neanderthal. He's usually suggesting you go for beers and that he was just kidding after a few of those PMs. He's still psychotic, though.

Yes. You are the man.

...or calling Trask a "dimestore toughguy"?