Dr_Flash_Amazing

Why screw around with all these extraneous cords? Tie into your 9.6 and take it to the chains!

Security, schmecurity; viruses schmiruses. Viva!

Membership approved!

Those clowns need a good kick in the ass. They're getting complacent.

Jeez, how long does it take those gun-toting lunatix over at ascensionist.com to approve a new member? Some customer service they've got. Probably running the Doctor's info through some nefarious Homeland Security database or some shite. Feh.

Whatever the market will bear, economies of scale, the Republicans all ride organic recycled hemp bicycles with solar-powered compact flourescent night lights, you're an elitist environmentalist hypocrite with no grasp on science, facts, or reality blah blah blah blah blah. DFA brought up a similar (if not identical...hmmm) point some time ago, and the then-omnipresent right-wing goons neatly sidestepped the question with some jive about low-impact horizontal drilling or some shit like that. Comical and sad, all at once.

Tools, wankers, gimps, asshats, and assorted defectives of questionable genetic makeup. Eat a bag of dicks, anonymonkey bastards!

Amigos no los permitan amigos a escalar los slabs.

Izzat one o' them "ice screws" you ice climbers are always rambling on about?

Chah. As if.

Your mom. Yeesh!

Oh, lordy, but that is the gnarly shit. Nothing like having the entire office smelling like Keiko's toothbrush because Joe Fishsticks couldn't finish his snapper at dinner last night. Fish microwavers get "I'm changing the olfactory character of the office! Ask me how!" stickers placed on their cubicles.

C'mon; how're you gonna get a strong immune system if you never expose it to any of those frightful germs? All this excessive handwashing is just helping to create the next breed of indestructible bacteria that feed on hand soap and laugh at antibiotics.

Yeah, sure ... ooh, baby, baby, it's a wild world... "TAAAKE!"

You're never gonna send your proj' with a fruitcake site like that. Replace pink with black, replace mannequin-looking lady with some skulls, and replace "adult contemporary" with "PBR tall cans and running Beta." Oh, and more stick clips!

No, but given a question like that, the good Doctor is feeling a little misunderstood.

Nice work, Fairweather. Keep those eyes peeled and you might find that that there's a whole gang of folks with similarly nefarious business strategies in charge of all kinds of huge multinational corporations, with ties to many who are in positions of political power. You might further notice that the end result is usually good working people getting royally screwed all over the world by these men in suits with their smug faces and litanies of excuses in the vein of "just doing what's good for business." Hey, that reminds DFA of some of those "violent," "hateful" song lyrics you like so much! "here we go, congress one, progress zero You think your leaders are thinking about reform They’d sooner sit and watch our cities burn like Nero Makes you wonder what the fuck you’re voting for For a change vote, who the fuck are you kidding, me? What we need is some good old fashioned anarchy You bring the torch and I’ll bring the kerosene We’ll strike a match and burn this fucker down! Burn this fucker down! Burn this fucker down! Burn this fucker down!"

People who need to ask where to go pollywogging are lame. Truly core pollywoggers simply know where to go just by being who they are.

People who need to ask for climbing partners are lame. True hardpersons attract an entourage just for being who they are.

AK, the only way to pull ahead is to show them that the thing you love most about America is how you're free to hate America. This is best demonstrated by comments denigrating our leaders, capitalism, and various tried and true symbols of Americana, such as the flag or any other sacred cow you can dig up (Reagan, the petroleum industry, and unfettered markets are all solid bets). Happy desecrating, and best of luck in your bid for the baddest! PS - Ascensionist blows goat ass!

Wait, Dru climbs? Is bouldering climbing? Oh, of course we are to assume that this person with their face conveniently obscured is Dru. Uh-huh.

Ah, yes. So the question is, do we overthrow the bastards, or just leave and let this mess self-destruct?

Wait, Dru climbs?

BWA HA HA HAAAA! Dr. Flash Amazing gets the knickers in a fierce twist, and keeps 'em a-twistin' long after the initial verbal assault!

Fuck the betting pool. How 'bout a collection for the cocksucker's retirement fund/get the hell out of office bribe? Here's to a Republican scumfucker going down in F-L-A-M-E-S! Burn, motherfucker, burn!