Dr_Flash_Amazing

A guy is feeling very ill and is concerned about his health, so he goes to see his doctor. He describes his symptoms, and the doctor tells the man that it sounds like cancer, and he probably doesn't have long to live. The man can't believe it, so he asks the doctor to at least make a more thorough exam. The doctor tells the man to wait, and steps out of the office. A few minutes later, a cat comes in, hops up on the table, looks at the man closely, sniffs around a bit, then leaves. The doctor comes back in and reiterates that it's cancer and that the man only has a short time to live. The man is flustered, and asks for another opinion. The doctor tells him to wait again, and leaves the exam room. A few minutes later, a black lab comes in, looks the man over, sniffs around a bit, and then leaves. The doctor comes back in, and says that he is now almost %100 percent sure of his original diagnosis. Dejected, the man acquiesces, and goes to leave. At the front desk, he is presented with a bill for $950. He is outraged, and demands to see the doctor. He asks what could possibly have cost so much money, and the doctor says "well, it's 50 dollars for the office visit, and 900 for the cat scan and lab tests." Ahh, that's one of DFA's faves. Another: Q. Why does a chicken coop have two doors? A. Because if it had four doors it'd be a chicken sedan! Ha haaaaaaaaaa! Ha! Ha! Haaaaaaaa! Rock:

Dr. Flash Amazing has done so. sound system gonna bring me back up, yeah one thing that I can depend on [ 09-08-2002, 05:18 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

This thread is the zenith of boringisms. Someone wake the Doctor when there's something ing happening. [ 09-08-2002, 04:39 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

quote: Originally posted by allison: I heard one of the camera crew got attacked by the North'Teryx Rep near the summit. Is he OK? Why'd the rep go ballistic anyway? According to http://www.8000metremixedboulderingenchainementnews.com, there were not enough oversized sponsor logos showing to satisfy the contract agreements, and something about not getting the logo in "the money shot" back in the tent at base camp, whatever that's about. Fortunately, the rep was weighed down with 83 pounds of stickers, banners, brochures, and "My Hubby Sent Hardcore All Weekend and All I Got Was This Way Rad $250 Arc'Tierra Designs Schoeller DrySkin Extreme T-Shirt" t-shirts, so he was unable to inflict much damage before the team eluded him. Nonetheless, it sounded like a frightful incident. The video footage is positively pants-wetting. [ 09-08-2002, 03:41 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

The Doctor is impressed and pleased to have read such a fine essay! DFA is inclined to think that the slightly more open and cooperative attitude in climbing might stem from or be somehow linked to the fact that climbing is, for the most part, not a single-person pursuit. Perhaps, given the partner-based nature of climbing, and the constant back-and-forth reliance of one person on another, that the attitude of mutual supportiveness present between partners shows up in the climbing community at large. As contrasted with surfing, where there seems to be more of an emphasis on the person doing it, and the experience isn't shared with someone who has your life in their hands every step of the way. Maybe. Anyway, good read. [ 09-08-2002, 02:31 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

Just loofah! GRRRR!!! AGGRO LOOFAH MADNESS!!! GRRRRAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! LOOFA LOOFAH LOOFAAAHHHH!!!

Just llllllllllluuuuuuuge! [ 09-07-2002, 04:05 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

Just Louvre!

Bananas, aka monkey food, aka yellow potassium sticks, are necessary for rock climbers. Mangos are slippery and difficult to operate, not to mention they leave you with a large, unwieldy pit.

"great cheese, superb wine, and more places to ski and climb." Manchego, Primitivo, Siurana (presumably). Viva!

In a rare moment of mistakenness, Dr. Flash Amazing stands corrected. Rap on!

quote: Originally posted by trask: quote:Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: Correct, Mr. Natural. As evidenced by http://www.dictionary.com , we can see that the definition of irony is quite different from what its above misuse might suggest: irony \I"ron*y\, a. [From Iron.] 1. Made or consisting of iron; partaking of iron; iron; as, irony chains; irony particles. [R.] eat balls you sporty pre-pubescent 2.75"er you Go hum 'The Star Spangled Banner' on your nearest male relative's nuts, you crusty old Backstreet Boys groupie.

Correct, Mr. Natural. As evidenced by http://www.dictionary.com , we can see that the definition of irony is quite different from what its above misuse might suggest: irony \I"ron*y\, a. [From Iron.] 1. Made or consisting of iron; partaking of iron; iron; as, irony chains; irony particles. [R.]

Just Bandaloop! Okay, that's enough for today.

Just Loops!

Just Lovable! trask [ 09-07-2002, 03:50 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

Just Lewd!

quote: Originally posted by Charlie: anybody need to refi thier mortgage? come on fuckers! What kind o' interest rates you got, hombre? They best be low, or there'll be trouble.

Dr. Flash Amazing is so fucking bored he'd rather watch Trask beat off.

Let's hear it for white trash, ladies and gentlemen!

Sure, but learning to go on strike is a valuable lesson, too! 'Specially if you get a union job!

Quite right. What the hell's this "cycle" the Doctor keeps hearing about from his female patients?

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quote: Originally posted by Mr. Natural: I agree, hope you have fun too. sorry about being the grammer police, i usually dont give a shit either, but I was bored and thought in some way my post might in some way help somebody out. just tryin to do my part to make the world a loving happy place. That's "grammar" police. Just a friendly reminder from the Speling Police (yes, irony).

Oops. [ 09-06-2002, 01:29 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]