Dr_Flash_Amazing

The upper of those two pictures is of a male person? INCONCEIVABLE!

quote: Originally posted by flick: Just drive up the canyon and look for the bolts. Or try borrowing a book. What an idear Better yet is to just go to Vantage if you can't find the bolted slabs in Leavenworth. It's way better out there anyway. God forbid she should go on a climbing message board and ask some climbers for information. After all, this is the internet, not some vast, inexpensive way to conveniently gather information on anything one might imagine from a nearly infinite varietey of sources!

quote: Originally posted by mr.radon: Do what I do. I have a "Seeing Eye Dog In Training" vest and go wherever I like. I've used this several times inside the park, by law they have to treat you as a handicapped person and therefore due to the American's w/ Disabilites act you can go wherever you please with'em. BTW: My sister is a vet so this was an easy item to aquire. Hopefully you're trolling for dog dislikers here, because that is a totally bullshit thing to do.

"It may be a stupid, annoying anachronistic tradition perpetuated by blockheads" Kind of like trad climbing? dun, dun, dah-dah-dah da-da-da-da-da, dah-dah, dun-dun dun, dun, dah-dah-dah da-da-da-da-da, dah-dah, dun-dun *heavy metal salute*

This should be in 'Vomit'.

quote: Originally posted by flick: DFA ura numbnuts wanker. Dr. Flash Amazing has been called worse by better (see 97% of all interactions with Trask), and finds your insults blandly unamusing at best. Please try harder next time. Sincerely, Dr. Flash "American Badass" Amazing

You are hilarious. Oops, look, now you're being ignored!

There's some cat in Portland who makes duct tape wallets. The Doctor has seen them for sale here and there. Seems kind of sketchy, though, having that shit be all peeling apart and sticking to your pants and your money, gumming up your credit cards. They look pretty cool, though. Other than that, the Doctor doesn't know anything about any duct tape. It's all Seam Grip these days.

This American Idol shit is just one more reason that Dr. Flash Amazing wants to smash all televisions, and string up the producers and network executives by their 300 dollar neckties. Hours and hours of so much bullshit.

A young man stumbles out of a bar one night, and comes upon an old man, sitting on the curb and looking forlorn. The young man asks the old fellow what is wrong, and the man says "sit down, lad, and I'll tell ye. Do you see that church over there?" The young man nods, and the old man continues, "I built that church with my own two hands, placed every brick. But do they call me a church builder? No, they do not." The young man ponders this, and the old man goes on. "Do you see that bridge over yonder? I built that bridge with mah own two hands. Set every stone in it. But do they call me a bridge builder? No, lad, they do not. And this road here. I laid every stone in this road, with my own two hands, but they do not call me a road builder." The young man says "yes, yes, old man, I see, but what do you care what they call you?" The old man goes on; "young man, I built all these things, spent years of my life doing so, did it all with my own two hands, and they don't call me a church builder, or a bridge builder, or a road builder. But I fuck one goat ..."

quote: Originally posted by trask: Well done. Good composition and about 90% on the spelling. The train of thought is consistent. All in all I give it a C- True about the spelling, but where are the capital letters? Sorely absent, it seems. And the piece, while somewhat organized into paragraphs, was rather spastically presented. Dr. Flash Amazing gives it a D. Really, a manifesto is like a resume or cover letter. It is giving people their first impression of you as a person, and care should be taken to coherently organize ones thoughts and ideas, and the document on the whole should be convincing without being too heavy-handed or preachy, as well as being well-edited. Truly, as a first impression, this is about as welcome as shaking hands with someone and discovering that they've just wiped their ass with that hand.

BONG!!!

quote: Originally posted by trask: Here's the only known picture of Trask (note steroid-shrunken testicles and vapid expression indicative of diminished mental capacity)

Space news sucks, yo.

Has anyone else tried putting this wank on "ignore?" Dr. Flash Amazing will give it a try and see how it works, since Mr. Pudpull is obviously not worth conversing with. Oh, it only works for PMs. Have to actually ignore the fruitcake, then. [ 09-04-2002, 04:54 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

quote: Originally posted by RURP: This is RURP. You guys sound like a bunch of pathetic groupies! Where will Mr. Kurt Smith climb? Who cares...get your own lives. "Hello! I wonder what "Chris" and "Lynn" (etc. and whoever the favorite cereal of the week is), is having for breakfast...I am going to get some of that too!" Whatever happened to Mr. "Scott" Franklin and Mr. "Christian" Griffith? You call them by their first-names alone because if we are hip and in the know we can do that. Like "Cher". There are two answers to this "important" whatever happened question: The first is, they went to sport-climbing oblivion. The second is: who cares?! RURP has spoken. Go pound your nose in a seam, you little pinhead.

quote: Originally posted by tsk tsk tsk: my (conspiracy) theory is that he put Portland in his profile to throw the mods off of the fact that he's actually from Bellingham...thus his territorial interest in Horn Lake access on the other thread. Figures he'd do that. Your theory fits nicely in with DFA's theory that he's full of shit.

quote: Originally posted by trask: these chicken jokes are starting to run afowl Sorry, man; didn't mean to ruffle your feathers. Being couped up in the office all day is for the birds, so the Doctor has to do something. Can't be out cruising for chicks, like you, so DFA finds it amusing to keep egging you on. [ 09-04-2002, 04:22 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

quote: So wankmachine was like: What do you think Einstein? Like Jonny Rizzo said: "get of them drugs, it's fucking up your brain son". Funny thing. The climbing community in Portland ain't that big. The number of climbers in Portland who climb extremely hard is smaller still. Now, we'll assume that anyone who sprays about how hard they climb as loud as you do must have the tick list to back it up, so we'll assume you must climb at least hard 5.13 to put you in such a position as to feel that you can talk so much shit. But the Doctor hasn't met a single member of Portland's climbing community, nor even heard of any PDX climbers who was an asshole of the magnitude that you clearly are. So, this means that you must either be totally full of shit (which seems so unlikely, given your personality, or lack thereof), or you must be real easy to find at the crags: "HEY! I CLIMB 5.14! WHICH ONE OF YOU PISSANT COCKSUCKERS WANTS TO BELAY ME WHILE I POSE FOR SPONSOR PHOTOS ON SCARFACE? OH, AND I NEED SOMEONE TO HOLD MY DOWN JACKET SO IT DOESN'T GET DIRTY!" After which you can be found crying alone in your car, jacking off over your signed picture of Joe Brooks. [ 09-04-2002, 04:18 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

quote: Originally posted by trask: Thanks wrench, i'll dig around a bit. Dr. Flash, I was just yanking your little chain. You know you're a wank with a nice round mouth. That's more like it, chicken-fucking half-wit!

Yea, for your slow thinking, baked on dope hyppie brain, it means I climb harder then you. Is this so hard to figure out? Dr. Flash Amazing is many things, not all of them good; however, DFA doesn't touch the weed, is a punk rocker not a hippie, and is anything but slow-thinking. The Doctor, additionally, could not be bothered to give half a shit about how hard you climb, which is hopefully above your decidedly low level of verbal communication. In any case, you are cordially invited to piss off.

"All I know is that I don't know nothin'." Good choice, Operation Ivy fucking rocks it. [ 09-04-2002, 03:50 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

quote: Originally posted by trask: I've changed my mind about sport climbers. There's room for everybody (cept' Crazy Polish Bob). I think we all better get out and enjoy it before WWIII, which Bush appears "hell bent" to put us into. Hey, dammit! The Doctor was just settling into an easy routine of mutual and unconditional verbal abuse with you, buster. Don't go making yourself less lovably easy to hate!

quote: Originally posted by climbmachine: (yes, I am elitist prick, but I can back it up - so fuck you very much) Sorry, tool shed, but there's really no way to back up being an elitist prick. Basically, if you are an elitist prick, you suck snaffle nutz and that is that.

Shit, go to Smith and get on any route easier than .11b. 99% of them are ssssllllaaaabbbbyyyy. Ugh. Slab climbing is evil and requires technique and calf muscles, the latter of which are usually dead weight.