Dr_Flash_Amazing

In a rare moment of mistakenness, Dr. Flash Amazing stands corrected. Rap on!

quote: Originally posted by trask: quote:Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: Correct, Mr. Natural. As evidenced by http://www.dictionary.com , we can see that the definition of irony is quite different from what its above misuse might suggest: irony \I"ron*y\, a. [From Iron.] 1. Made or consisting of iron; partaking of iron; iron; as, irony chains; irony particles. [R.] eat balls you sporty pre-pubescent 2.75"er you Go hum 'The Star Spangled Banner' on your nearest male relative's nuts, you crusty old Backstreet Boys groupie.

Correct, Mr. Natural. As evidenced by http://www.dictionary.com , we can see that the definition of irony is quite different from what its above misuse might suggest: irony \I"ron*y\, a. [From Iron.] 1. Made or consisting of iron; partaking of iron; iron; as, irony chains; irony particles. [R.]

Just Bandaloop! Okay, that's enough for today.

Just Loops!

Just Lovable! trask [ 09-07-2002, 03:50 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

Just Lewd!

quote: Originally posted by Charlie: anybody need to refi thier mortgage? come on fuckers! What kind o' interest rates you got, hombre? They best be low, or there'll be trouble.

Dr. Flash Amazing is so fucking bored he'd rather watch Trask beat off.

Let's hear it for white trash, ladies and gentlemen!

Sure, but learning to go on strike is a valuable lesson, too! 'Specially if you get a union job!

Quite right. What the hell's this "cycle" the Doctor keeps hearing about from his female patients?

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quote: Originally posted by Mr. Natural: I agree, hope you have fun too. sorry about being the grammer police, i usually dont give a shit either, but I was bored and thought in some way my post might in some way help somebody out. just tryin to do my part to make the world a loving happy place. That's "grammar" police. Just a friendly reminder from the Speling Police (yes, irony).

Oops. [ 09-06-2002, 01:29 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

Sweet! Rock cops rule! Thanks for imposing your moral standard on the climbing community as a whole!

That's an innovative bolting device, but it seems like it could be difficult to rappel with. Not to mention, gasoline engines are loud and polluting. Still, on the plus side, the front scoop and backhoe would be valuable for digging routes out of SmithMud.

That's an innovative bolting device, but it seems like it could be difficult to rappel with. Not to mention, gasoline engines are loud and polluting. Still, on the plus side, the front scoop and backhoe would be valuable for digging routes out of SmithMud.

quote: Originally posted by 666: Kurt Smith did not do the first climb of the nose. That was before his time Mister Unamazing. So if I can claim to climb 5.13 does that justify me to power drill anywhere I please No shit, Kurt Smith didn't do the FA of the Nose. But Warren Harding had to bolt the fuck out of it to get the FA. Are you going to slag him for not having balls?

quote: Originally posted by 666: Dr Flash Amazing you are the biggest of jerkoffs on this board. Just look what I lured in Who needs a climbing resume to shield their mistakes Not I. Dr. Flash Amazing cordially invites you to piss up a fixed line.

quote: Originally posted by 666: RuMR I have climbed some large walls clean. If I cannot them in this fashion I don't bother with them. Wasn't the bolt ladder installation on an already established climb fuckwad Is Kurt Smith your butt buddy ? First ascent of The Nose ring a bell, "fuckwad"? Do you know KS well enough to anonymously slag him on the internet?

quote: Originally posted by 666: Kurt Smitth is a retard. He drilled holes onto a big wall with a power drill since his nutsack was too small to climb it clean. You presumably have the ballsy climbing resume to back up your shit-talking?

quote: Originally posted by iain: Here's a question. I used duct tape to cover up tears in my jacket. I finally have a second jacket and want to send off the old one for repair to patagonia, but after removing the duct tape, there's a bunch of sticky stuff left behind. How do I get rid of this stuff? That's a tough one. Seems that most things that dissolve adhesive have a similarly detrimental effect on synthetics. You might try nail polish remover, although you should be hella way careful with it. Maybe test a little bit of it at the edge of the hole in your jacket and see if it buggers up the fabric or the laminate. If not, go to town! Otherwise, white gas would also do the trick, but again, no telling what it might do to the jacket, and you also have a petroleum-scented garment to deal with.

Of course Dr. Flash Amazing is right! DFA is in the business of being correct at all times. But anyway, by the time you decided to be "helpful," it was too late. You had already slipped too far into unhelpful wankdom, and the good Doctor was forced to go in for the kill.