Dr_Flash_Amazing

"Sellout! Yuppie! Soccer mom!" - hoodlums on 'The Simpsons' last night, while pummeling Nelson

Punk-ass. Damn Straight Beeotch!!!!

"Looks like you blew a seal." "Oh. No, it's just monkey jizz!"

Punk-ass.

Psh ... women!

Kids or parents with impressionable youngsters, perhaps it's time to find a good role model, someone from whom you or your child can learn the values, social skills, and ethics that one needs to be a successful person and a good citizen. Well, here's a shining suggestion, and a former professional athlete at that: http://espn.go.com/mlb/news/2003/0328/1530708.html

"Do as I say, not as I do", eh Trask?

Fuck you insensitive murderous pricks. Go strap yourselves to a bomb and take a dirt nap in Baghdad.

Trying to earn a little supplemental income before all the sailors leave town, Trask?

No, dude, war is rad, remember? Bomb 'em all to hell and all that? Haven't you been listening?

As if anyone could evade the boys at the fee station!

Wow, our boy Trask is really making an about-face lately! Bravo, ol' boy!

Trask, I'm as proud as anyone around here about you coming out, but would you kindly keep the war terminology out of your dirty little innuendos? Thanks! Good point, Iain. He's right, Trask. Your potty talk really cheapens the harsh realities of this awful war.

Damn right! I'm no less a man for knowing how to accessorize and decorate! Hell, I'd boink Martha Stewart if she wasn't such a snob! You tell 'em, Trask!

Who's homophobic? Put on some Village People, wax that moo-stache, and bring on the SEAL meat, as Trask would say!

You go, girl! Out, out, OUT of that closet!

sorry sista, but trask is ALL man and only plays with the chicas. better play the buttpirate game with erik and FDA...they're totally qualified. Time for some new material, fucktard. You're getting stale like last year's Saltines.

Very clever, Canadaman.

No shit, you pricks. Give the pansies a break, for cryin' out loud!

"Here we go, congress one, progress zero You think your leaders are thinking about reform They’d sooner sit and watch our cities burn like Nero Makes you wonder what the FUCK you’re voting for For a change, vote - who the fuck are you kidding, me? What we need is some good old fashioned anarchy You bring the torch and I’ll bring the kerosene We’ll strike a match and burn this fucker down! BURN THIS FUCKER DOWN! BURN THIS FUCKER DOWN! BURN THIS FUCKER DOOOOOWWWWWN! BURN THIS FUCKER DOWN!"

Yegads! The Red Baron is going to shoot down Snoopy's Sopwith Camel! LOOKOUT!

Eugeners wieners.

Nope, gotta stay home and charge the batteries for the bullhorn. Maybe next weekend, though. And you can harrass Mrs. DFA at your own risk, but you're liable to wind up with smashed 'nads, a busted windpipe, and bloodied eyeballs. She don't fuck around!