Dr_Flash_Amazing

Don't you hate it when you miss those really great sales incentives?

NOT THE VILLAGE PEOPLE?!

No, seriously, there's, like, a war and everything. Chemical weapons, too, so they say. Scandalous!

Nah, Metolius pants. Velcro fly !

HOLYFRIGGINGGUACAMOLE! Have you cats checked the television, newspaper, or internet lately? Turns out there's a WAR on in IRAQ! Apparently, and this is all speculative at this point, but apparently, according to certain individuals, Iraq MAY IN FACT HAVE CHEMICAL WEAPONS! It's all right there in the news media!

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Iain, you think you're so damn smart, but did you ever stop to consider that maybe, just MAYBE, Iraq might have chemical weapons? Yeah, figures you didn't.

Gee whiz, it shouldn't be too surprising since the whole point of this stupid war is to take away Saddam's little chemicals and bugs and whatnot. Hey, champ, come back when you have something useful or interesting to say. Till then, let's muzzle that yap, shall we? Good man. Knew you could do it.

HOO! HOOOO!

Who?

Come now, catbird, you're as hep as the next cat!

Lummox milks oxen and unlocks a box of lox for his mum's luncheon.

Top o' the page to ya!

Wow, three complete idiots in a row! What next?

Little slow on the uptake, are you? You really need to stop that.

No, you obviously don't get it. You seriously need to stop.

Please stop that.

Dude, owls go "hoo", as in fill in the missing letters for the name of Trask's favorite owl-themed restaurant: _ _ _ ters. On a related note, it should not go unsaid that with a velcro fly, you never have to worry about snagging your wang in your zipper. Righteous!

Stifle it, whitebread!

Oy. Eat some chicken soup and have a nice cup of tea.

Lord, but you must be bored. Hey, that rhymes! WHOOOOO!

HEY! "WOW" upside-down spells "MOM"!

Go Dog is more of a fun times type of route, but is also way easier than Time's Up. The Doctor has only been on Time's Up once, several years back, and while it was great, it was also mercilessly sustained and technical. Go Dog is no giveaway, though, and is a bit harder than the rating in the guidebook might suggest!