Dr_Flash_Amazing

Hey, they've got the new Alk3!

You mistakenly miscast DFA's missive as a misquote! And to misrepresent Mr. Amazing as a miscreant is to miscalculate the Doctor's mission, and is misleading to the misspent misanthropes on this message board!

Yosemite pagetops? ism!

Well, that was an offensive thing to say! Shame on you, Trask!

DFA will be at the PRG tonight, most likely standing up.

Thanks, Winter! That's very flattering of you to say, but it's probably because you're always drunk to the point of double vision at those pub clubs.

Yeah, and comfortable too! ... err, umm ... yeah. So, uh, how 'bout that March Madness, huh? Rah, rah, rah, go basketball guys, eh? Wooooo!

"FUN THINGS TO FUCK FUN THINGS TO FUCK FUN THINGS TO FUCK FUN THINGS TO FUUUUCK! fuck the front door, fuck the back fuck the good girls with the knack fuck the government until they fuck you back fuck a muslim, fuck a jew fuck fans of Blink 182 that's illegal if you're born in '83, yeah yeah yeah fuck a bean-cheese burrito, fuck a bowl of cookie dough fuck the space between the big and neighbor toe fuck a cop, fuck a marine fuck a jar of vaseline, fuck a calzone with pepper-o-niiiii fuck a midget, fuck a dwarf, fuck chris cringle with an elf, but before you fuck it all, GO FUCK YOURSELF!"

Whatever makes you feel better, senor colada.

PDX is the code for Portland's airport (like SFO for San Francisco, etc.), and apparently we Portlanders think we're clever referring to Portland as PDX. Or something like that.

Ooohhhh, looks like someone's threatened by Dru's score! Take it easy, tomcat, it's OK that Dru's IQ makes you look about as bright as a coconut.

Seemed more efficient, and thus smarter, to just skip the test and make up a number.

Just kidding, Mr. Web Guy. Actually, DFA stupidly used his own address, but they haven't even sent the test results!

" iain@powermax.com "

25. Posts make a PAGETOP, that is.

Whatever you say!

"I'm watchin' Michael Moore expose the awful truth I'm listening to Public Enemy and Reagan Youth I'm eatin' vegetation 'cause of Fast Food Nation I'm wearin' [unintelligible] shoes 'cause of globalization"

FISH ON!

"I wanna move north and be a Canadian or hang down low with the nice Australians"

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I was talking about the Yugo, numbnutZ. Go back to sleep. In that case, you're doubly stupid, as the Yugo was from Yugoslavia. Stupid-head!

It's a moot point, as the fiesta was replaced by the mighty Aspire years ago. Aspiring to be a real car, perhaps? Funny thing with those Aspires; if you see a teal one, there's a 99.9% chance that a fat woman is behind the wheel. Keep your eyes peeled and you'll see.

Huh? Aquaman? What?