Dr_Flash_Amazing

Dude, you gots to uncheck the little box that says "Yes blah blah blah ass-cram my inbox with spam", otherwise you get ... well, see above.

Morons. We're in the middle of Great Lent. What are we doing adding a day of prayer, fasting and humility into the middle of 47 days of prayer, fasting, and humility?

It's a tough crowd, Charlie Brown!

Smarts doesn't equal have-a-life, dood.

He's suggesting that the Marsupials out at Smith Rock might be considered alpine, albeit he's doing so with a poor choice of punctuation. That clear things up for you, Mr. Hi-Q?

What a couple of losers!

Take THAT, catbox!

Hey, somebody help! Mister Tomcat is bein' mean and laughing at poor, defenseless DFA!

Nah, seriously. Gotta have the cover art and lyric sheet and liner notes and shit. Ain't the same without. Plus that's a bunch of confusing computer geek shiz. Maybe Iain could figure it out.

I've had my face in a bag of Barge Cement for the past hour and I can't feel my brain! You should lay off that shit, holmes! So, how long before this thread gets deleted or moved to Spray?

Try again.

It's got nice wheels, though.

Gross, dude! Don't share shit like that!

That's good to hear. DFA will just wait patiently until it is available at an independent record store near him!

Hey, they've got the new Alk3!

You mistakenly miscast DFA's missive as a misquote! And to misrepresent Mr. Amazing as a miscreant is to miscalculate the Doctor's mission, and is misleading to the misspent misanthropes on this message board!

Yosemite pagetops? ism!

Well, that was an offensive thing to say! Shame on you, Trask!

DFA will be at the PRG tonight, most likely standing up.

Thanks, Winter! That's very flattering of you to say, but it's probably because you're always drunk to the point of double vision at those pub clubs.

Yeah, and comfortable too! ... err, umm ... yeah. So, uh, how 'bout that March Madness, huh? Rah, rah, rah, go basketball guys, eh? Wooooo!

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Whatever makes you feel better, senor colada.