Dr_Flash_Amazing

Rob, your former employer would like their skateboard back.

Gandhi? A young Adolf Hitler? Ralph Waldo Emerson? Vladimir Ilyich Lenin?

Judging by the site it's from, how 'bout Anton LaVey or L. Ron Hubbard?

"so stay in your missionary position I hope that you get bored to death there ain't no way I'm goin' through life havin' vanilla sex"

Oh, sweet! It's like, that idea where you can theoretically never get anywhere, 'cause first you gotta get halfway, but before that you gotta get halfway to halfway, but before that you gotta get halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway to halfway and it just feels like you're never going to get anywhere, dammit! Phew.

Quien es Sean Courage, por favor?

Aw, Trask; you're so cute when you're giving concerned advice!

i am tired of a) the overwhelming amount of public christianity to which i'm exposed b) the vanity of people who think i should accept it quietly c) the fact that people think that christ would care what hobbies they do for him. At the risk of opening up a whole new Pandora's can of fish, DFA has a few thoughts on the above. a) Imagine, then, how Christians must feel being exposed to the vast majority of un-Christian stuff out there? For all people's talk about respecting others' beliefs, people get pretty bent if those displaying that belief happen to do so with crosses. Hell, those "clever" little bumperstickers referencing paganism in some way (oooh, you're a Born Again Pagan - ha HAAAA!) have got to be on at least as many cars as the "clever" die-cut praying Calvin stickers. If Christians are supposed to shut up and accept that other people believe differently, why shouldn't everyone else do the same? b) D'you suppose there's a certain degree of vanity involved in any public display of one's beliefs? You don't have to accept it quietly, but if you're not going to accept PDC (that'd be Public Display of Christianity) quietly, why should any Christian accept a constant barrage of un-Christian input quietly? c) Christians probably tend to claim they're [fill in the blank]ing for Christ because Christians are, ideally, supposed to live that way. It's perhaps analagous to dedicating a book to someone, or making every day Earth Day (stinky hippies), or some such. So, from a Christian point of view, it's perfectly natural to assume that Jesus would give a flying know what people are doing "4" him.

The hell you say!

Must get lonely being a squid scientist. Dru, any correlation between the science and just being a fan?

Whatever, poseur!

Doesn't do much good to believe in something if you're gonna be half-assed about it.

Bastards! *sob*

Only clean aiding, though, as mention of "nailing" is liable to stir up bad memories.

Buy some chicken wire, and fashion it into a large tube or box about 6" larger than your chimney, and place it over the top of the chimney so he can't get at it. Might be kind of ugly, but it should keep his ham-ham-hammering ass off your chimney.

Hoka hay!

I hope I'm not in those 10%. Fuck you too, bro.

Distel, every time DFA sees your name, he can't help but think it's "Diestel", which is the company where New Seasons gets their natural turkey products. Funny thing.

"no one is my equal because I'm the king of rain control it with my mood swings throw a thunderstorm your wa-ay, wa-ay"

Care for some with that?

Trask, whatever happened to brotherly love, man?

Dru, with your brilliant quips keeping us glued to the screen, they'll have to prius away from our computers when it's time to leave!

And most of us would say that any of you who drive large, "manly" (as you've been led to believe) vehicles have issues with your less-than-manly selves. Toodles, beefcake!

He's Trask, too?!

We am all Trask.