Dr_Flash_Amazing

Well, one never can have a big enough pennis.

"MY CHILD IS AN HONOR STUDENT AT TRASK MIDDLE SCHOOL!"

Worked for Hitler!

From the latest issue of Field & Stream: " ... and it is also worth noting that when trolling the crystalline waters of the Pacific Northwest for trophy-sized mikeadams, one can often land a perfectly respectable gregw using the same lure. While the gregw is not as violent a fighter as the mikeadam, the gregw will give most trollers a worthwhile run for their money before tiring out and allowing itself to be reeled in."

.knits eht wollof

Here, let's try this, m'adam: Why don't you put a cork in it, because your sorry steroid withdrawal-induced rants aren't worth a pint of piss. Now, go back to playing with your GI Joe toys, and keep your inarticulate mouth shut. 'kay?

What thread is this? *looking for the 'demoralizing the troops' thread*

The dog went the way of the dodo. Sorry!

PAGETICK! Err, TOP!

The home page, natch.

It's "shaka", you buffoon. Please make a note of it!

More importantly, do re-hires maintain higher hierarchical position in the hierarchy over regular hires? Let's have a and think it over! [Edit: the above image is a can of delicious Hires root beer]

Look who's talking!

Which new-hire is higher in the hierarchy?

Whassat? One o' them bird spiders? Or an extreme close-up of some smaller, more poisonous beastie?

Is it true drama geeks never get laid?

Luxembourgeoisie?

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"Looks like you just blew a glacier crossing!" "No, it's just ice cream!"

Shut up, you stupid cracker!

No, it's just ice cream!

War is murder! Drop politicians on Washington DC!

Clipping it to your harness makes it hang too low, and if you don't have a haul loop on the back of your harness (like most of the people who seem to like clipping their chalk bag to their harness), it hangs all sideways and backwards and it takes ten minutes to chalk up, in which time you get too pumped to finish the route, and you have to bail, but you can't because you don't have a 7-mil cord chalk bag belt! Solution: clip more bolts and lounge in the sun eating bread, olives, and sheep's milk cheese!

Carrying an extra sling is better. How often do you have to take off/put on your chalk bag vs. how often you are going to need to rap off of your chalk bag belt? You've probably pissed away hours of your life diddling around with that piece of cord every time you put on your chalk bag. Waste of time.

Chalk bag on cord is jive. Get a 3/4" webbing belt with a side-squeeze buckle and you're golden. how do you rap off of that? i got a new metolious chalk bag on friday...threw that peice of shit little belt in the trash as soon as i could. Fuck are you doing rapelling off your chalk bag, you crazy person? Why not just carry an extra sling? 'Cause if you need to rap with your chalk bag belt, you're going to have to litter your chalk bag somewhere, despoiling pristine snaffle habitat!