Dr_Flash_Amazing

Whassat? One o' them bird spiders? Or an extreme close-up of some smaller, more poisonous beastie?

Is it true drama geeks never get laid?

Luxembourgeoisie?

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"Looks like you just blew a glacier crossing!" "No, it's just ice cream!"

Shut up, you stupid cracker!

No, it's just ice cream!

War is murder! Drop politicians on Washington DC!

Clipping it to your harness makes it hang too low, and if you don't have a haul loop on the back of your harness (like most of the people who seem to like clipping their chalk bag to their harness), it hangs all sideways and backwards and it takes ten minutes to chalk up, in which time you get too pumped to finish the route, and you have to bail, but you can't because you don't have a 7-mil cord chalk bag belt! Solution: clip more bolts and lounge in the sun eating bread, olives, and sheep's milk cheese!

Carrying an extra sling is better. How often do you have to take off/put on your chalk bag vs. how often you are going to need to rap off of your chalk bag belt? You've probably pissed away hours of your life diddling around with that piece of cord every time you put on your chalk bag. Waste of time.

Chalk bag on cord is jive. Get a 3/4" webbing belt with a side-squeeze buckle and you're golden. how do you rap off of that? i got a new metolious chalk bag on friday...threw that peice of shit little belt in the trash as soon as i could. Fuck are you doing rapelling off your chalk bag, you crazy person? Why not just carry an extra sling? 'Cause if you need to rap with your chalk bag belt, you're going to have to litter your chalk bag somewhere, despoiling pristine snaffle habitat!

Chalk bag on cord is jive. Get a 3/4" webbing belt with a side-squeeze buckle and you're golden.

It's "differently abled", you insensitive chink!

Do you recommend eating a pigeon whole, or should you cut it up first?

Nice try, Tomweasel! Damn, at least admit when you're blatantly busted, 'cause you are. Busted, that is. By the sumbitchin' Lexicon Police.

Stick it in your pigeonhole, pigeonhole!

Don't leave Muslims, Jews, atheists, agnostics, and Rastafarians out of your list! (To name but a few ... )

That argument intelligent enough for you, Tomcat?

Way to categorize Christians as being narrow-minded and hate-breeding. How 'bout this, open-minded Rastawannabe? Go sit on your bong and put your head in the toilet until you can think clearly!

It's a three-way tie with three votes each! Threesome! Err, awesome!

Nice try, chump. Keep trollin'!

Go talk down to somebody else, pal. You bring up this logical argument bullshit, but as soon as someone trys to logically argue, you bring the condescension. Take your two-bit cut-and-paste pseudo-intelligence elsewhere, pricko.

DFA's way of thinking is that survey-dependent statistics can vary wildly depending on way too many factors. Did they take the survey at the Pentagon? In the midwest? How many people did it involve? Come on, man, this doesn't have to do with party-line shit, it's just basic logic.

Come on, Tomcat ... for someone who claims to be stepping to the plate with plenty of mental muscle, you should know better than to trust a statistic.

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