Dr_Flash_Amazing

PDX is the code for Portland's airport (like SFO for San Francisco, etc.), and apparently we Portlanders think we're clever referring to Portland as PDX. Or something like that.

Ooohhhh, looks like someone's threatened by Dru's score! Take it easy, tomcat, it's OK that Dru's IQ makes you look about as bright as a coconut.

Seemed more efficient, and thus smarter, to just skip the test and make up a number.

Just kidding, Mr. Web Guy. Actually, DFA stupidly used his own address, but they haven't even sent the test results!

" iain@powermax.com "

25. Posts make a PAGETOP, that is.

Whatever you say!

"I'm watchin' Michael Moore expose the awful truth I'm listening to Public Enemy and Reagan Youth I'm eatin' vegetation 'cause of Fast Food Nation I'm wearin' [unintelligible] shoes 'cause of globalization"

FISH ON!

"I wanna move north and be a Canadian or hang down low with the nice Australians"

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I was talking about the Yugo, numbnutZ. Go back to sleep. In that case, you're doubly stupid, as the Yugo was from Yugoslavia. Stupid-head!

It's a moot point, as the fiesta was replaced by the mighty Aspire years ago. Aspiring to be a real car, perhaps? Funny thing with those Aspires; if you see a teal one, there's a 99.9% chance that a fat woman is behind the wheel. Keep your eyes peeled and you'll see.

Huh? Aquaman? What?

Oh, now don't get all butt-hurt, Trask. We all know you're more of a Ford Fiesta than a Yugo!

DFA is not referring to a jock strap, jerk stick; he's referring to a cup. Keeps you from getting your jewels smashed by some fast-moving and/or hard object. Maybe you could use one for when one of your myriad charming pickup lines goes awry.

"Cupette" sounds like a women's version of the popular athletic man-bits protector.

That's Beaker, you tweaker geek-speaker.

Nice work, Bunsen!

Where?

It's cool, bro. Just carry an extra stick clip (for a total of two, natch), and clip the #5 to your ear. People will think you're some crazy Slavic hardman and will keep their distance.

Caffeine is legal in Utah?

A number #5 would work but if I recall correctly when we did it in a snow storm a couple of years ago I placed a #2 or a #4 close together at the bottom of the cracks and it was easy climbing for about 15 feet till you topped out on the bear hug pitch and could get good gear. You could lead Toxic with it and instead of clipping the 3rd bolt, you could plug the #5 into the big bucket.

how was the resulting colloidal suspension? I hope it satisfied your transmembrane receptors You freaks are tweaking on geek-speak.