Dr_Flash_Amazing

Oh, now don't get all butt-hurt, Trask. We all know you're more of a Ford Fiesta than a Yugo!

DFA is not referring to a jock strap, jerk stick; he's referring to a cup. Keeps you from getting your jewels smashed by some fast-moving and/or hard object. Maybe you could use one for when one of your myriad charming pickup lines goes awry.

"Cupette" sounds like a women's version of the popular athletic man-bits protector.

That's Beaker, you tweaker geek-speaker.

Nice work, Bunsen!

Where?

It's cool, bro. Just carry an extra stick clip (for a total of two, natch), and clip the #5 to your ear. People will think you're some crazy Slavic hardman and will keep their distance.

Caffeine is legal in Utah?

A number #5 would work but if I recall correctly when we did it in a snow storm a couple of years ago I placed a #2 or a #4 close together at the bottom of the cracks and it was easy climbing for about 15 feet till you topped out on the bear hug pitch and could get good gear. You could lead Toxic with it and instead of clipping the 3rd bolt, you could plug the #5 into the big bucket.

how was the resulting colloidal suspension? I hope it satisfied your transmembrane receptors You freaks are tweaking on geek-speak.

Don't you hate it when you miss those really great sales incentives?

NOT THE VILLAGE PEOPLE?!

No, seriously, there's, like, a war and everything. Chemical weapons, too, so they say. Scandalous!

Nah, Metolius pants. Velcro fly !

HOLYFRIGGINGGUACAMOLE! Have you cats checked the television, newspaper, or internet lately? Turns out there's a WAR on in IRAQ! Apparently, and this is all speculative at this point, but apparently, according to certain individuals, Iraq MAY IN FACT HAVE CHEMICAL WEAPONS! It's all right there in the news media!

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Iain, you think you're so damn smart, but did you ever stop to consider that maybe, just MAYBE, Iraq might have chemical weapons? Yeah, figures you didn't.

Gee whiz, it shouldn't be too surprising since the whole point of this stupid war is to take away Saddam's little chemicals and bugs and whatnot. Hey, champ, come back when you have something useful or interesting to say. Till then, let's muzzle that yap, shall we? Good man. Knew you could do it.

HOO! HOOOO!

Who?

Come now, catbird, you're as hep as the next cat!

Lummox milks oxen and unlocks a box of lox for his mum's luncheon.

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