Dr_Flash_Amazing

Ha ha ha that's a good one Tra ...

Fringe benefit of the cut-'n'-paste job.

It must suck having to wear that electronic locator anklet all the time, huh, Trask? Does it zap you if you leave the house, or do the cops come by or what? Of course, with all those flyers advising neighbors of your "status", you probably aren't too keen on being seen in public anyway.

Should the Doctor bring his 1000 watt bullhorn, or do you s'pose the natural acoustix of the dihedral will provide enough amplification? * squawk of heinous feedback* "ATTENTION SMITH ROCK CITIZENS! THIS IS DR. FLASH AMAZING SPEAKING!" * cheers, applause * "HERE NOW IS THE BETA FOR 'CHAIN REACTION'!" * notepads come out, a hush falls over the park * "FROM THE FIRST BOLT, LEFT HAND UP TO THE JUG, FEET UP, RIGHT HAND TO THE ARETE ... (etc. etc. etc.)" * everyone offers to buy DFA beer and enchiladas *

Lambone, you might try heading down to the SOU climbing wall at their athletic center building on a weeknight. Their schedule may be sort of random, so you might call the athletic dept. first, but if they are still running it, there's usually 10 or 20 people down there, and you could probably hook up with some locals to crag with.

White Satin? That's a trad route, right?

What?! What sport climber is going to weigh themselves down with a bunch of extra crap in their chalk bag? Unless maybe it was some Gu packets to suck down at the mid-route rest on those desperate redpoint attempts. And hey, person, if you want that thing fixed, DFA's good with the sewing machine. Well, passable anyway. Or you could try http://www.kriegclimbing.com . The guy that owns it is a super nice guy, and he'd probably be more than happy to craft you an elbow-deep old-school number. Probably even get it with Superman on it or something.

It's a bitch to high-step in that thing, and you can forget about mono-pockets, but you never need a crash pad!

Parole officer? Latest stalking victim?

It is true, but it'll never pass. The thing's so vaguely written you could probably go to jail for holding up the checkout line at the grocery store if you were wearing a pro-peace t-shirt. That "Tim Eyman is a jackass" bill up in Washington was a better piece of legislation than this turd. PS - Trask is poo!

Hellz yeah, the answer is to pair up with a climber. You've always got a climbing partner, and someone who's willing to belay you for days while you figure out the sequences on your latest proj, and vice versa. You sleep warmer at night, too. Perhaps having a non-climbing partner would be OK, but both of you would need to be willing to compromise. But if you can't meet in the middle as a couple, you're hosed anyway, so you might as well call it quits and find someone more supportive or understanding or what have you.

That's a cute question, Trask. Tell you what, while you're furiously masturbating thinking about it, maybe you could devote a few of your dilapidated brain cells to the question of what the hell RobBob entered in google to find that picture, and how much time he spent doing it. M'kay? Don't get spunk on the keyboard, now. Toodles!

Stick it in your beak-hole, skatebird.

http://www.climbxmedia.com/index4.html Some preview snippets of next monday's illtronic sloper-slappin' tweaky crimper-crimpin' Dave Grahamorama, starring Dave Graham and Fontainbleau. Salivate!

Good one, Greg. That joke was the bomb.

Say, is today Uday's birthday? DFA heard someone say Uday is gay, eh?

You better not be fucking serious, vato.

* DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING! *

Yaak Crack should be traffic- and crowd-free most any time.

Maybe if we could take the next logical step, we'd really be getting somewhere!

http://www.climbxmedia.com/index4.html ... for those who find bouldering interesting, here's some ill badness. Check out the swing!

Guilty! You know, RobBob, you're remarkably perceptive and insightful for a small bird on a tiny skateboard. It must take forever to hop around pecking the keys.

What're you, some kind of eyewearist?

Silly hippies ...