Dr_Flash_Amazing

Well, you're awfully chipper this morning!

No, no, he's really alright. Alpine K is on alpine krack.

That's rhyming bang for your buck. Alliteration is where the words start with the same letter or sound, e.g. prostitutes pander to pixilated pub patrons, preferring to ply partiers for paying pants-play over a police pat-down in the paddywagon, or worse a proper pounding at the precinct.

Oh, come on, now. Sure, the musical guests are guaranteed to be wince-inducing or worse, but the comedy's not ALL bad. Plus Garrison Keillor hates George Bush, which is always a plus.

"Oh, hear that old piano coming down the avenue I smell the [insert location-appropriate scent, in our case, how about spray, or even bullshit] I look around for you oh, that sweet, sweet old someone comin' through that door it's Saturday, the band is playin' honey, could you ask for more? Thank you! We're coming to you live from blah blah theater in whateversville, etc ... "

Why do you surf this site without logging in, anyway? That's the REAL question you should be asking yourself. Answer that, and everything else will make perfect sense.

Well, all the sensitivity and good will lasted a good hour or so! Not bad, kids!

Looks like it just blew a ... ahh, forget it.

Fuckers are all chipped! Artificial rock vandalism! Rap-bolting Pacific Islander sport wanker chippers!

v'belay - try thinking some time, it's a highly effective means of not sounding like a total fucking idiot! Your friend, Dr. Flash Amazing

What a pansy!

trask = soccer mom wannabe

Number one, fuck that; this is about as minor as "vandalism" gets. Two minutes with a razor blade, and the sticker is off (although if people really wanna do a non-offensive job, the window IS the best place for it). Plus, it's a fun and subversive way to spread a message and make a point, and anyone that isn't into a little bit of fun subversion is, to employ the right-wing idiom, "a pussy." Number two, what makes you think people who would do something like this don't already do things like vote for pro-gas-mileage restriction politicians, etc.? Just because people are interested in pursuing minorly illegal avenues to further their agenda doesn't mean they haven't explored the legal options as well.

"Gonads in the lightning! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Hey, you're, like, being sarcastic or something, aren't you?

This might not turn out to be all that funny. Discuss.

Monk rock! 'ey! 'oh! Let's go! 'ey! 'oh! Let's go! 'ey! 'oh! Let's go! 'ey! 'oh! Let's go!

Wow, Trask, DFA would've guess your mother was a Republican! You guys must fight like cats & dogs at holidays, eh?

What's His Infernal Majesty yackin' about?

What was Robert's 13c solo like? I heard he did a 13d solo too, but don't know anything about it. Someone just soloed Body Count(?) at American Fork, 13d. Everything there is quite short though. Didn't Huber just solo a .13c? Yes, yes he did.

In all fairness, the limerick doesn't really seem to imply rape, but rather that you're free with your naughty bits. But, as you say, quite witty, indeed.

Cowboy pork chops oven @ three-fitty get a frying pan and a baking dish of appropriate size 5 or 6 pork chops (get some nice thick center cut ones) 'bout a cup of rice 'bout a cup of water healthy-sized yellow onion sliced thick-like chili powder, s&p cookin' oil of your choice on medium-high heat (give or take), brown the pork chops, maybe in a little oil with some s&p set the browned chops aside, saute the onions set the onions aside with the p-chops throw the rice and a bunch of chili powder (a few tbsp or so, better too much than too little) in the pan, add some more s&p, and stir for a bit, 'til the rice soaks up the oil and the pork and onion flava', then dump in the water to deglaze the pan, stir dump the ricy-mix into the baking pan, and set the chops on top, then put the onions on the chops, toss on some more s&p if you're into it cover w/aluminum foil, bake (in the oven, stupid) for 20 or 30 minutes, or until chops & rice are cooked eat Simple and delish, a DFA favorite since back in the diz-ay, biz-ay!

Reported .14c onsight -- for reals or April foolage? Metolius 4cus on sale for ~$40, in the spirit of the new 'Hot Deals' box. Your mother.