Dr_Flash_Amazing

War of the Worlds!

Fuck yes!

"There are cold showers and there are gold showers, but there are no cold gold showers." - Trask

FDA

"Half past 5 I'm in the pub Six O'clock it's home for grub Eight O'clock it's back to the bar Fuck the walk I'll drive my car RIGHT! Knock it back and have another one Drinking and driving is so much fun In the motor off you go Not too fast and not too slow Keep your head and keep your cool Must avoid that rightful pull Knock it back and have another one Drinking and driving is so much fun As you meander down the road Don't forget your highway code See the spot and take your pick Out of the car to be sick (BLEAH!) Knock it back and have another one Drinking and driving is so much fun"

Quien es Eric Blair, por favor?

Is the Trask Leather Love Room and wet bar staying, or are you taking it with?

The fuck are you on about, mate?

Propagandhi?

Eh? DFA never was one for comix, but thanks. Sell 'em on Ebay; some geek is probably salivating for just such an opportunity.

Yeah, but students have no money and can't go anywhere, and have to spend their vacations (at least the meaty Summer Vacay) working so they can afford to go back to school, where once again they have no free time for climbing, etc.

No, no, fuck school. Work is so-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o much easier. Exhibit a) work does not follow you home, ever. No papers to write, no studying 'til 4 am, etc. Exhibit b) to quote thrashcore genius philosophers DRI, "school's a job but you don't get paid". Why all the suffering and you have to pay for it? Thassit. Drop out, get a job schlepping refried beans at Taco Bell, and revel in the leisurely routine of the working life. GO!

Ugh. Gag.

First one's pretty bangin'. Word of advice, though; rent the DVD and watch it with the deleted scenes. They only add 5 or 10 minutes, but it's a mostly worthwhile 5 or 10. They got it comin' out in some type o' special edition DVD, "X 1.5" or some such, with like 5 hours of gew-gahs on it. That'd be the one to find.

But damn, you can't fuck with a phrase like "twenty somefuck". That's pure gold right there.

For reals it kicks mad ass. It's similar to the first one, but maybe with more cool shit. Easily as good if not better. And the teleporting guy, Kurt Vagner, known in the Munich Circus as the Amazing Nightcrawler? Fuckin' badass to the m-m-m-max! Highly recommended; two Doctorly thumbs UP!

Sellout.

You work at Jenny Craig or something?

Damn, e-rik, you're relentless on the short-dog doggin'. You catch the Rude-man shaggin' your moms or what?

buy a real computer with some balls, you cheap ignoramus DFA is at work, dickyank. If you wanna call up the home office and get the Doctor something with one of them 2-gig processors and a buttload of RAM and a 21" LCD monitor, that'd be great. PM for their digits and we'll get the ball rolling.

How's the fit? The heel looks kind of maybe not so secure for them hookin' moves. Well, hurry up and go paw around in them so you can tell us if they suck or slay. Not that your 5.10-centric shoe view is worth a squirt of liquid chalk, but still.

Anybody see the new X-Men flick? It's a good time; y'all should check it. It's all fuckin' metal claws and shapeshifting and telepathy and fire and ice and whoopass and laserbeams and shit. For reals, go view.

Where the fuck is Manzanita? You're reading into the question things that are not in the question. Try to be more scientific and not create nonexistent data, holmes. Today is so damn it's almost .