Dr_Flash_Amazing

There's nothing besides the golf course, Sisters boulders, Meadow Camp, Tick Ranch, Home Depot boulders, the Zone, Widgi boulders, and the stuff by the river at Mt. Bachelor Village. Of course, that's all from a couple years ago; the locals have got all kinds of new jack areas over there. DFA's advice: hit InClimb, cruise out to the Metolius factory, or lurk at the brewery (pick one) looking for climbers to befriend. You'll get plenty of beta and partners soon enough.

Duly noted!

For the sake of perpetuating a stupid argument on the internet, do these "jammies" not work well, or are they just not as cool as using six rolls of tape every time you go to the crags?

He's prob'ly one of them sorry fuckers with 5.10 feet.

"I'd Rather Be Driving NOFX"

What are you, fuckin' Martha Stewart or some shit? Who has "silver julep cups" for fuck's sake?

And take it from Bob; watch out for the ED!

What? What? Say HUH? SPORTIVA! SPORTIVA! SPORTIVA! SPORTIVA!

Key words: eastern oregon, got his arm tore off. Reckon that sounds like it done hurt.

Yeah, DFA's a regular Imelda Marcos. Pair of Cobras, pair of Miuras, couple pair of Mistrals, plus a pair each of Cob's and Miuras that need resoles. VIVA SPORTIVA!

Try sport climbing!

VB - Eat poo. - DFA

Word, Memento romped 13 Convos. "Perhaps I should explain. I have this condition ... "

Didn't really live up to all the spray it got, though. It was OK, and an interesting concept and all, but it got too much hype.

Bob who? Izzat the pineapple guy? What ads?

"Pour water from the Dromedary into a Nalgene, add powdered Gatorate or the like. Good taste. Nalgenes are kinda heavy, though." Pain in the ass. "Platypus' suck because: a. the hoses leak. My pack got drenched because of one of these things." Never used one with a hose; but anyway, tha's what Camelbaks are for. "b. the opening is too small unless you have a spigot." True, true. Fortunately, there's a spigot right by the parking lot at Smith, so it's no problem. "c. less durable." But they don't taste like bleah! Whatever. Why the Doctor is debating this instead of going home and lounging with a beer is truly bewildering. In fact why debate this at all?

Hey, what's this thread ab ...

Time to take some time and evaluate your life when you start using slang like "ED."

So, the next time some gaper clips into an anchor with their gear loop, instead of tearing off 'cause it's only good for 20 pounds, it will stay attached 'cause it's good for 2000 pounds. So there's a potential accident not happening. Obviously other stuff might still happen, but there's a whole bunch of other crap that could've happened but won't, because of an overdesigned harness. What's your point?

Come on, now, everyone knows Rule #1, "don't touch the DFA."

All the bomberfications are with Spectra. It's not like there's any webbing on the harness that wouldn't be there anyway. And anyway, accidents do happen.

"Eventually, though, it may help create replacement tissue for men who have lost parts of the penis following prostate cancer surgery or an accident, or to enhance the genitals of children born with abnormalities. " Read: Eventually, though, it may help create horse-sized wangers for porn stars, in order to enhance flagging sales.

Yeah, they're swell if you fancy water that tastes like it came out of an innertube. Platypuses are better, although you can't trash 'em like the Dromedary.

How does one simply lose an object that big?

Hell yeah!