Dr_Flash_Amazing

And take it from Bob; watch out for the ED!

What? What? Say HUH? SPORTIVA! SPORTIVA! SPORTIVA! SPORTIVA!

Key words: eastern oregon, got his arm tore off. Reckon that sounds like it done hurt.

Yeah, DFA's a regular Imelda Marcos. Pair of Cobras, pair of Miuras, couple pair of Mistrals, plus a pair each of Cob's and Miuras that need resoles. VIVA SPORTIVA!

Try sport climbing!

VB - Eat poo. - DFA

Word, Memento romped 13 Convos. "Perhaps I should explain. I have this condition ... "

Didn't really live up to all the spray it got, though. It was OK, and an interesting concept and all, but it got too much hype.

Bob who? Izzat the pineapple guy? What ads?

"Pour water from the Dromedary into a Nalgene, add powdered Gatorate or the like. Good taste. Nalgenes are kinda heavy, though." Pain in the ass. "Platypus' suck because: a. the hoses leak. My pack got drenched because of one of these things." Never used one with a hose; but anyway, tha's what Camelbaks are for. "b. the opening is too small unless you have a spigot." True, true. Fortunately, there's a spigot right by the parking lot at Smith, so it's no problem. "c. less durable." But they don't taste like bleah! Whatever. Why the Doctor is debating this instead of going home and lounging with a beer is truly bewildering. In fact why debate this at all?

Hey, what's this thread ab ...

Time to take some time and evaluate your life when you start using slang like "ED."

So, the next time some gaper clips into an anchor with their gear loop, instead of tearing off 'cause it's only good for 20 pounds, it will stay attached 'cause it's good for 2000 pounds. So there's a potential accident not happening. Obviously other stuff might still happen, but there's a whole bunch of other crap that could've happened but won't, because of an overdesigned harness. What's your point?

Come on, now, everyone knows Rule #1, "don't touch the DFA."

All the bomberfications are with Spectra. It's not like there's any webbing on the harness that wouldn't be there anyway. And anyway, accidents do happen.

"Eventually, though, it may help create replacement tissue for men who have lost parts of the penis following prostate cancer surgery or an accident, or to enhance the genitals of children born with abnormalities. " Read: Eventually, though, it may help create horse-sized wangers for porn stars, in order to enhance flagging sales.

Yeah, they're swell if you fancy water that tastes like it came out of an innertube. Platypuses are better, although you can't trash 'em like the Dromedary.

Hell yeah!

Bah! Don't forget crappy service, too! They're worse than Bella Faccia over on Alberta. Although BF seems to have cleaned up their act, but after DFA's first few visits, he was convinced everyone in there was strung out, earning them the new name "Heroin Face." Employee 1 to Employee 2, while DFA stands at the counter, ignored: "Hey, d'you have any CDs?" Employee 3, appearing from the back, in a decidedly out-of-it tone: "I got Ziggy Stardust ..." Employee 2, still apparently ignorant of the starving Doctor: "Yeah, cool ..." Once a few bars of grievous glam synth massaged their poor dope-addled brains, they managed to take DFA's order, albeit with much confusion. Hopeless ... Pizza A-G-G seems to adopt a similarly listless and inattentive style of "service", but they seem more baked than heroined. "Is this your salad ..?" "Uh, no, we didn't order a salad. Still waiting on that Coke, though." "Oh ... yeah. D'you want this salad?" "Maybe it's someone else's and they want it?"

Trask: Your beer of choice for your foray into the realm of blue collars shall be Hamm's (the beer refreshing!). Costing about a nickel more per can than PBR but with a far more refined flavor, yet still weightlessly effervescent, it is the perfect home improvement companion. Pairing well with tacos, burritos, and other easily portable work foods, and easily dispensed from widemouth cans (in 12 or 16 oz. sizes), Hamm's is all you need to get the job done right. Your friend, Dr. Flash "Get drunk at work!" Amazing

That's going to be the great thing about the new Metolius Safe Tech harness with full-strength everythings. You can tie into the damn gear loops, or the leg loop rise adjusters, or that little tab that keeps the rope in place where the webbing comes up from the leg loops. They even designed it so the buckle's good for a couple thou' pounds without being doubled back. Hopefully that rig will save a few busted bones (or worse).

Shtoh? Nyet! Horoshoyeh pivo! Spaceeba!

Nah, Rocky Butt(e) is just that manky. Why not just drive another 15 minutes to Broughton?

Psh! What a Lycra-wearin' sportpussy! Ha, ha! Fag!

Dude, it's SO fucking nice out in PDX right now. You have no idea. Gorgeous indeed. Lunch time!