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Well Oly, it's especially cool since it worked as planned, and now you're my girlfriend.

You know, out of the corner of my eye I saw that as "wanking is where it's at" and I thought, "Yeah, Kurt is back ON it!" Reading the actual post I still think it's true. Yeah, courtesy of your injury you've temporarily lapped me in terms of age, but you're nowhere I won't be in time. I can easily imagine a time when walking and taking the bus will be thrilling. What exactly was it Minx was bitching about? Get a grip girl!

Whutchu so shy about, I know you'd bob your head to a tune or two. I promise I'd split the proceeds I'd get from selling your home address to your fanbase with you. You could buy a six pack at Overwaitea.

Fuck that, it's face down in the pillow time for you again! your husband made me say that.

Well shoot Holmes, you know I'd cuddle up with you, but being as how I grew up in California, I'd drive a thousand miles to avoid Colorado. Good luck there.

So, periodically I slather my heart on my sleeve and offer up free music to the masses. Everyone needs a hobby, and it seems that climbing is not enough for me. Be forewarned that my tastes fall in that narrow narrow slot inclusively between twee-pop and melodic hardcore (with some notable wanderings). Latest offering (in a series stretching over 25 years) is iPoop Fodder, 170 songs in mp3 format on a cd, meant to be blendered and turned into 10 hours of random Radio Free Tenino. 700mb fits on a Shuffle and makes only a dent in your Nano. It's endorsed by my 15 yo daughter, 25 yo son, and old assed me as well. In the past, folks ranging from Muffy to Fern to RBW1966 have expressed toleration of my sonic viewpoint. PM me your real world addy and I'll send it via USPO. Send me back something fun if it strikes your fancy.

C'MON BISH, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA FEEL FLEB WIT DA SQUEEZY SOTI! ONE PALTFORM OEN WROLD!

TAMMYFAYE ROCKS MY DOME, EVER SEEN HER COVER OF "THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING"???? RIGHTEOUS SKEESE!!!!!

no one knows. Not even them. KNOWING IS TEH NEW FASCISM, GET ON TEH BUS WIT T3AM DUMFUK!

YEAH INTERNETS!

you mean this problem matt?

G-Spotter and Portland are like Blue Cheese and Breakfast Cereal. Is Pink Chalk connected to Pink? Inquiring minds want to know! Well, not really about the physical bits of connection, that would be TMI....

Is that the hip lingo now, "hey big boy, want to inspect my fin?" I'm so lucky to have you to keep me wack and down with it.

That's a relief, I was trying to make some sort of phonetic sense out of your "drawing" Yeah, Lloyd and I got credit for writing that guide back in 1979.

Here you go Jibby, a copy of the 1979 Frustrated Rock Jock's Guide To The Evergreen State College: right click on the link and "save as" to your computer. It's in .pdf format, and you'll need Acrobat Reader 7.0 or higher to open it.

It's best to not leave anything in the car that you'll really miss, especially your wallet.

Oh, this is great. Rudy's a natural for that board, he loves a good tussle. You've got a point though, he'd do well to lurk a bit and pick up on the local flavor. Sure, it's sort of like licking a rest area bathroom floor, but it's a special flavor. It's not like Rudy is one of the alpinefascistinistas here who deny the validity of bouldering. Bald, backfat, he could be WB's long lost father... Oh, btw, I moved this thread to Spray, which is but a pale shadow to the slagfest offered up on b.com, perhaps the pinnacle of the art regardless of the particular obsession of any given intardweblabberboard.

What's this Arch, you're posting cut-and-paste of other's work as your own? Are you really Trask? That was definitely his modus operandi. It's a pretty good tirade though.

John bought me a beer and loaned me a guidebook, what have you done for me lately?

Every sperm is sacred!

Oh, thank dog! I was thinking fondly of this thread given all the hood babble lately, didn't really want to see this surpassed. cough cough. Must be time for someone to nudge the nodder too...

Looks to me like Carolyn should be perking up right about now... I know it's been so warm out on Cape Cod that my 86 year old mother-in-law recently broke a rib pulling weeds. I urged her to let the weeds win now and then...

courtesy of the photo sidebar, via Winter:

V7, you're new, but if you can tell a decent story I'm sure many would love to hear some old TR's. E-Rock, you've been more or less gone since you moved to the Least Coast, I've been mourning you since then, so this announcement is just salt on an open wound. I bet even your poops are more boring since you moved away from the promised land.

Welcome back, DFA