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One inevitably winds up sharing a thing, even it it's just for you. For instance, I'm likely to take Kevin up on his offer of a tour there sometime, and I'd no doubt try to pry a guide out of his hot little fingers. Qualified? Part of writing a guide is being the one with the chutzpah to do a fairly thankless task, and the willingness to spend the time doing it. I suppose in the modern world it's possible to actually make money doing it, but there's lots of ways to make money. Writing a guidebook is mostly a labor of love. For small areas, stars are somewhat superfluous anyway. What did he say, 61 routes? A single crag? One's eyes should be enough to assess. Ditto for my little 35 route home crag.

Given the thread title, for a moment there I feared you'd joined the ranks of our periodic spamsters. Thanks for your regular reports here.

Zork

Shit K, he pays me to take that, don't be messing with my income you catty bitch!

You live in Olympia? Why? because you don't

Color me "ugly american"

Honeybun, I already done sexxored you up, but those squeaks about "ooh, it hurts" escaping the confines of your pillow gag make me doubt your commitment to our relationship. Just to drag it back to the topic, yes, "Take A Letter, Maria" as covered by the Pleasure Barons is on the disc.

No shit? Seemed like you could buy six packs of bad American beer as an "import" at the Safeway in Banff all back in the day of the godawful Canadian beer strike. How could such a fashion forward company as Overwaitea miss the bus?

oooh, you are such a frickin' tease!

C'mon baby boy, for them that dwell in hell it's a damn sight closer than you Vancouverists have access to, especially factoring in the Sandy clusterfuck. Minx herself is as close as if she lived in Govt. Camp. Of course, we that dwell in the Olympia purgatory confines can tell you all to go suck cocks in hell if you think you have it as bad as us.

Well Oly, it's especially cool since it worked as planned, and now you're my girlfriend.

You know, out of the corner of my eye I saw that as "wanking is where it's at" and I thought, "Yeah, Kurt is back ON it!" Reading the actual post I still think it's true. Yeah, courtesy of your injury you've temporarily lapped me in terms of age, but you're nowhere I won't be in time. I can easily imagine a time when walking and taking the bus will be thrilling. What exactly was it Minx was bitching about? Get a grip girl!

Whutchu so shy about, I know you'd bob your head to a tune or two. I promise I'd split the proceeds I'd get from selling your home address to your fanbase with you. You could buy a six pack at Overwaitea.

Fuck that, it's face down in the pillow time for you again! your husband made me say that.

Well shoot Holmes, you know I'd cuddle up with you, but being as how I grew up in California, I'd drive a thousand miles to avoid Colorado. Good luck there.

So, periodically I slather my heart on my sleeve and offer up free music to the masses. Everyone needs a hobby, and it seems that climbing is not enough for me. Be forewarned that my tastes fall in that narrow narrow slot inclusively between twee-pop and melodic hardcore (with some notable wanderings). Latest offering (in a series stretching over 25 years) is iPoop Fodder, 170 songs in mp3 format on a cd, meant to be blendered and turned into 10 hours of random Radio Free Tenino. 700mb fits on a Shuffle and makes only a dent in your Nano. It's endorsed by my 15 yo daughter, 25 yo son, and old assed me as well. In the past, folks ranging from Muffy to Fern to RBW1966 have expressed toleration of my sonic viewpoint. PM me your real world addy and I'll send it via USPO. Send me back something fun if it strikes your fancy.

C'MON BISH, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA FEEL FLEB WIT DA SQUEEZY SOTI! ONE PALTFORM OEN WROLD!

TAMMYFAYE ROCKS MY DOME, EVER SEEN HER COVER OF "THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR WALKING"???? RIGHTEOUS SKEESE!!!!!

no one knows. Not even them. KNOWING IS TEH NEW FASCISM, GET ON TEH BUS WIT T3AM DUMFUK!

YEAH INTERNETS!

you mean this problem matt?

G-Spotter and Portland are like Blue Cheese and Breakfast Cereal. Is Pink Chalk connected to Pink? Inquiring minds want to know! Well, not really about the physical bits of connection, that would be TMI....

Is that the hip lingo now, "hey big boy, want to inspect my fin?" I'm so lucky to have you to keep me wack and down with it.

That's a relief, I was trying to make some sort of phonetic sense out of your "drawing" Yeah, Lloyd and I got credit for writing that guide back in 1979.

Here you go Jibby, a copy of the 1979 Frustrated Rock Jock's Guide To The Evergreen State College: right click on the link and "save as" to your computer. It's in .pdf format, and you'll need Acrobat Reader 7.0 or higher to open it.