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Okay. you're banned for an unspecified time. does that make your day?

Are you familiar with that nasty ass vindictive Old Testament God? That guy's a righteously fucked up dickhead. I taught him everything he knows.

Sorry, we're an uptight bunch, even in Spray. Porn don't fly even if it makes you undersexed grubby boys get your winkie stiff. The aforementioned thread, in the formerly un-moderated Pirates Only forum I believe, has been axed and the poster booted. Word to the wise. If you want a climbing board with tits or "the other" go here. If you feel like posting, be prepared for a well earned drubbing you puling chufftards.

Pity that link sausage sizing is a matrilineal trait. I liked your old avatar pick a lot better, but I suppose that change is inevitable....

Kevbone and Seahawks sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G First comes love Then comes marriage Then comes Seahawks pushing a baby carriage Why have you got such a hard-on for that disposable temporary poster? Shoot, keep on that way and you're gonna make Strumpett jealous.

Are you familiar with the term "capricious"? You can thank me later.

From the "Chinese" side? What a grand adventure. The pinkish color shift on your images is pretty cool, though perhaps not intended. What an odd looking beast, goretex label aside. I bet there's good money in securing the yak-packing concession to Boston Basin and Goat Pass....

Is your view due to the way they treat you so roughly over on ass.com? (that would be ascensionist.com to the uninitiated, not some random butt sex reference) Frankly, I think the notion that one can speak with different voices in different forum is just fine, though certainly you can't keep folks from making their personal judgments about you based on the sum total of all your eternally recorded public postings. One can be polite in one realm and a raging fucktard in another. In fact, I depend on that paradigm. Context is everything. My apologies for the digression, this is pretty far afield from the subject of guidebooks.

Oh pish y'all, I did a little gardening (including pulling a weed of my own planting) in light of the fact that we are not in Spray.

Right, his name escapes me too, but I recall the story. Did you just get a slide scanner or something? Post up some more shots, I had no idea you went in to Everest back when it was still cool.

What, I thought you were some sort of medical professional. Have you never seen a guinea pig with a case of urine scald? I'm sure you can imagine that it's quite painful.

Damn, that guy is strong. Ever watch someone who's a really good gymnast and thought, "what a waste, that person could be such a good climber..."

That makes two reasons not to move to Tenino Reason number three: we don't want you around here

Well, this isn't the Eastern Washington forum. Admit it, you miss Donny Baker.

Is this the game they play with the funny shape ball, or is it one of the ones where they use sticks?

One inevitably winds up sharing a thing, even it it's just for you. For instance, I'm likely to take Kevin up on his offer of a tour there sometime, and I'd no doubt try to pry a guide out of his hot little fingers. Qualified? Part of writing a guide is being the one with the chutzpah to do a fairly thankless task, and the willingness to spend the time doing it. I suppose in the modern world it's possible to actually make money doing it, but there's lots of ways to make money. Writing a guidebook is mostly a labor of love. For small areas, stars are somewhat superfluous anyway. What did he say, 61 routes? A single crag? One's eyes should be enough to assess. Ditto for my little 35 route home crag.

Given the thread title, for a moment there I feared you'd joined the ranks of our periodic spamsters. Thanks for your regular reports here.

Zork

Shit K, he pays me to take that, don't be messing with my income you catty bitch!

You live in Olympia? Why? because you don't

Color me "ugly american"

Honeybun, I already done sexxored you up, but those squeaks about "ooh, it hurts" escaping the confines of your pillow gag make me doubt your commitment to our relationship. Just to drag it back to the topic, yes, "Take A Letter, Maria" as covered by the Pleasure Barons is on the disc.

No shit? Seemed like you could buy six packs of bad American beer as an "import" at the Safeway in Banff all back in the day of the godawful Canadian beer strike. How could such a fashion forward company as Overwaitea miss the bus?

oooh, you are such a frickin' tease!

C'mon baby boy, for them that dwell in hell it's a damn sight closer than you Vancouverists have access to, especially factoring in the Sandy clusterfuck. Minx herself is as close as if she lived in Govt. Camp. Of course, we that dwell in the Olympia purgatory confines can tell you all to go suck cocks in hell if you think you have it as bad as us.